[Sir Actor]

@chickenman wrote:

What about Celebrity toilet cruising

Sounds useful but if I was a TV executive you’d have to do better than that to sell the idea to me.

Which celebs are ya thinking of too?

[Sir Actor]

@aaron_ade wrote:

iid love sir actor to call in and muse over his productions his favourite musicals etc

I will as long as you don’t call me “sweetie”.

“darling” is okay. I like that. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.

It’s great to have an expert onboard.
The floor is yours luv. :wink:

If by expert, you mean someone who studied first Astronomy and then Astrology from childhood and who draws up natal charts for friends and family, and with an extensive library on the subject from people who know a deal more about it than me…then yes I suppose I am.
:wink:

alternatively;

http://www.cainer.com/

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.

It’s great to have an expert onboard.
The floor is yours luv. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@*Sian wrote:

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:

Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.

1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.

2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.

3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.

4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.

5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol:

:shock:

sian……??

…….ohh never mind!

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???

(with Sian I mean)

You’d be more compatible with LEO and SAGITTARIUS Di.

ARIES, LEO and SAGITTARIUS are the Fire signs. Though they sparkle in different ways, they are all passionate, and restless. Don’t look here for a quiet life. Be ready for a temper that flares up at the slightest provocation but then rapidly burns out. Be ready too, to face irrepressible ambition. Fire fancies itself as invincible. Though it is always hungry and in a hurry, it thinks that sooner or later, it can wear down the most resistant material and make it come ablaze. If a Fire sign person wants you as a partner, you’ll find it hard to damp down their enthusiasm. Saying no will merely make you seem like more of a challenge. If you really don’t want the heat, keep well away from the kitchen. But some like it hot… and those who do are right in their element here.

Sian would suit a TAURUS or a CAPRICORN

TAURUS, VIRGO and CAPRICORN are the Earth signs. They are solid and strong. Or so, at least, they seem. Think though, of soil and the way it surges with invisible, life-giving energy. Or consider a tree. Though very much ‘of the earth’ it is constantly in a state of change. It adapts to the seasons and never stops growing. Earth sign people, despite their image of implacability, are sensitive, sensual and subject to slow but steady change. They possess enormous power and love to put this to a fruitful use. The further into the earth you dig, the more hidden treasure you find. If you seek depth and meaning, an Earth sign person is your ideal companion. Likewise, if you want loyalty, dedication and integrity. If though, you thrive on drama, adventure or debate, you may prefer someone with whom the ground rules are less clearly defined.

[Sir Actor]

@*Sian wrote:

Come on, I thought it was love matches, not slanging matches :lol:

Finding a JC love match for you sian has gotta be tough.
And virgos can be so stubborn. :?

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

The obvious ones are Sian and Sword and Pete and Pebbles but we won’t go there

Obvious to who?

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

you talking about me Actor??? :(

No Diane. I’m not talking about you.
I can’t say it simpler than that.

or could I?

if I was a JC luvvie simpleton I’d say it this way;

omg omg omgggggggggggggggggg pml oh hunnnnnnnnnnn wot you on about ffssss?
I luvssssssssssssss ya too muchhhhhhhhhhh to diss ya chick.
pml lol lol. love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

And i’d probably put it in pink too.

[Sir Actor]

@toybulldog wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

is he allowed to post a smiley at least?

No
I really couldn’t be more definite.

You could..and at great length..but better not eh?

](*,)

ok I quite like that one. It totally encapsulates everything about my life, and almost has a three-dimensional vibe.

but don’t get me started………………

A battle of sarcasmic proportions?
Or friendly banter?

I know a JC poster who tries her best to be witty.
It’s great.
She will cross swords with anyone and doesn’t know the meaning of fear.
In fact she doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
But that’s another story.

[Author]

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