[Sir Actor]

I think we all exaggerate when we’re drunk.
The thing with gazza is that he has this daft sense of humour.
He’s always had it.
He’s just looking to have a laugh with some friends as far as I can see.
With friends like those hanging around him who needs enemies?

I remember when David Busst broke his leg at Old Trafford.
Gazza played for Coventry in a benefit match v Man Utd at Highfield Road.
He didn’t have to but he’s a special kind of guy.
Lots of people suffer depression probably more than any of us can imagine and I guess Paul is struggling to cope right now.

[Sir Actor]

@rubyred wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

Has lost 3 stone in about two months.
He looks great and didn’t even use weight watchers to do it.
It’s all about will power isn’t it?

wight watchers pah! I spit on you.

is he in love ?

No. He’s married.

oh !!! bang goes my theory then.. unless he is going through the male menopause !

He wants to take his kids down the park in a few years time to play football with them.
He’s gone down to 13 and a half stone in weight and lost four inches from his waist which is now 34 inches.

[Sir Actor]

@rubyred wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

Has lost 3 stone in about two months.
He looks great and didn’t even use weight watchers to do it.
It’s all about will power isn’t it?

wight watchers pah! I spit on you.

is he in love ?

No. He’s married.

[Sir Actor]

Eat less, exercise more.
I lost two stones to play football last year and I didn’t need weight watchers either.

[Sir Actor]

@pete wrote:

LOL pete.
I need some grecian 2000.

[Sir Actor]

@pete wrote:

I invited everyone but i just withdrew Pats invitation

Do you still want me to bring that bottle of brown sauce?

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

as i recall i sed sod u all i’d invite my 4 fave blokes from off the telly. :lol:

I’ll take you fer a slap-up fishcake n chips meal to make up for it.
And seeing as you’re from oop north I’ll make sure there’s plenty of gravy for you too.

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@pats wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I was gutted

then I got disconnected and took me 45 mins to get back into Quiz room
by which time you had mostly all left
I had to find out who’d won by asking chessy

Grrrrrrrr

we gatecrashed the quiz room after winning bon….mayhem it was….the insults flung were disgusting..and some of the e mails sent to aaron were too rude for him to read out on air….suffice to say me n chess milked it fa all it was worth. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: if u cant get on air you can be our lucky mascot nxt time. :lol: :lol:

I’ve been practising my Actors voice and am going to phone Aaron up next time.
I can sound a lot more camp than he does.
And that takes some doing. :shock:

he actually mentioned you the other night………after ur rquests for robson n jerome..and blue……he sed i hope sir actor calls tnite ……..strue i swear. :lol:

LOL

**gets his coat**

I actually rate him as a very good presenter.
I’d love to see him on X Factor.

He’d be on stage on the last night of the series – the one that decides who the winner is.
You know…that intermission bit where all the useless ones come on and do their bit lol.

Only joking aaron. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I was gutted

then I got disconnected and took me 45 mins to get back into Quiz room
by which time you had mostly all left
I had to find out who’d won by asking chessy

Grrrrrrrr

we gatecrashed the quiz room after winning bon….mayhem it was….the insults flung were disgusting..and some of the e mails sent to aaron were too rude for him to read out on air….suffice to say me n chess milked it fa all it was worth. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: if u cant get on air you can be our lucky mascot nxt time. :lol: :lol:

I’ve been practising my Actors voice and am going to phone Aaron up next time.
I can sound a lot more camp than he does.
And that takes some doing. :shock:

[Sir Actor]

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Celebrity Triangles perhaps?
Or Celebrity Ninja Mutant Turtles?

I think we should compile a poll / list of the biggest JC Celebrities.. and infuse em with a kinda tabloid taxonomy!
Spread gossip and sleaze and nurture the nefarious, nightly, neuropathologies of the baying throng :P

ie… keep things pretty much as they are :roll:

I like the idea of JC having celebrities. :lol:

I’m sure the “do you know who i am?” phrase has been used many times by the odd JCer on a night out when looking for a table at a restaurant.
Or even when being ejected from a nightclub for being pissed.

The biggest JC celebrities?? :-k

I’m talking about proper celebrities.
Like Shane Richie.

:lol: … Okay Tezzmeister 8) – your mission (should you choose to accept it) is…

Pick a few current celebs – and team em up (be it in print, pictures, or both) with what would seem their JC counterparts :P

What say you?

:D

You’ll be wanting me to dig your effing garden next.
Pep…there are many thousands of celebrities.
Why a woman up the road has a sister who won Gladiators a few years back.
She (the sister) is always getting invites to open fetes etc etc. :lol:

I actually saw (from our bathroom window) a celebrity opening one of those Charlie Brown motorworld shops a few years back.
It was Jim Bowen who died a death that day lol.
None of the passers by wanted owt to do with him.
But I swear….
I heard him say “lovely, smashing, super”.
It made my day. :wink:

As for the challenge….which celebrity could I possibly pair up with pete??

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