[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

I bet you’d love to give me the nosebleed in person huh? :roll:

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

@brigitte wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Ha Ha I’ve only just found this. It’s made my day!

Comfortable area of South Yorkshire? – Rotherham ROFL. This is priceless, You should be on the stage Pilot.

Maybe I have done everything and know everything -most people do compared to you lol. You’re just a silly bitter old man, and the reason u keep getting booted is cos ur really unpleasant, and a bully. Simple.

Do I look bovvered?javascript:emoticon(‘:lol:’)
Laughing

Respect blonde =D>

an wtf is wrong wif rotherham might i ask????????? :evil:

:lol: :lol:

[Sir Actor]

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

[Sir Actor]

I love this thread. =D> more jokes please pebbles. :P

[Sir Actor]

Can I have your shed please?

[Sir Actor]

@woohoo wrote:

Knowing that i’m FREE.. :D

Early release? :?

[Sir Actor]

@American Woman wrote:

My sister and I talking about getting our husbands Botox injections so that they always have a surprised look on their face.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
As stated by many people before, I am easily amused. :roll: :lol:

There must be an easier way to get that “surprised” look from your husbands.

:-k

How about asking him how he rates Tottenam’s chances in the Premier League this season.
That should get a strange look if nothing else. :roll:

[Sir Actor]

It all went so fast.

I went to a football match on Saturday which was a crap game. £6 down the drain!!
Today I went footie training with my son and then he beat me at pool.

:roll:

[Sir Actor]

I’m sure it’s because you’ve had a drink.

I do feel like a gunslinger walking into a bar at times though. If that makes any sense.

[Sir Actor]

I have no idea how “good a job” Geldof has done bringing up his daughter but this thread is about whether certain people – rich and/or famous – are dealt with differently when it comes to possession of drugs.
On a slightly different note I find it strange that Richard Bacon was re-employed by the BBC after his drug taking revelations were made public. He’s not particularly talented at broadcasting either.
Isn’t drug taking a part of the BBC culture? Jognny Walker was a user too.
I don’t remember them ever being prosecuted.

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