[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

Do they make it anymore

Even with the lack of regular sex
I can’t seem to stop thinking about it

:? what’s the connection between creamola and sex?

[Sir Actor]

@slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

[Sir Actor]

not guilty.

Have you ever broken something and blamed someone else for doing it?

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

I’ll take em with the shed then. :wink:

tsk

don’t ask for much do you!!! :roll:

:wink:

Maybe we should say a prayer for those airplane passengers (just in case UKPilot really is flying that plane).

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

I’ll take em with the shed then. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@bon bon wrote:

@pats wrote:

and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

*contacts all publishers with regard to Pats m s n files*

Pats’ m s n files is where the Eastenders scriptwriters get all their best storylines from.

[Sir Actor]

:lol: :lol:

The build up sucked me in like a moth to a flame. :roll:

[Sir Actor]

@rubyred wrote:

knowing that someone trusts me enough to leave me their children in their will :)

made many an error in my life but NEVER with bairns !

bon bon can ye stick in the big george foreman ,and cappuchino maker too :)

keep the kids … i’ll fight you for the grill though. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

I bet you’d love to give me the nosebleed in person huh? :roll:

No I most certainly would not..I think you’re awfully sweet! :wink:

:D ta duck.

I’m a bit nervous about hitting myself in the face with the lamp but if you think it’ll do the trick ….

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