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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming – 2 in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    It’s only about 60 degrees where I am.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Should we stop fatties from eating in public? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    @Adeboje Mwambi wrote:

    Mr Tommy this is no problem for me to solve. My cousin Mbotu is the owner of a TLC – you call this a Tank Landing Craft in your country. He use it for ferrying the cattle up and down the great Nigerian waterways.

    I am sure if he is treated with respect and paid he will sail it to your beautiful Yorkshire and collect these…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Should we stop fatties from eating in public? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    Please, Adeboje, take them with you !!

    I’ll give you all the fatties of Great Britain, for FREE. (hey, once they’re gone, the water level around Britain will drop considerably as we’re not being weighed down, and NO MORE FLOODS).

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming – 2 in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    @sunny wrote:

    Tiss so look out the window its raining its july

    Go watch ice age 2 it explains every think 8)

    So, if it’s global WARMING, why is it RAINING outside, in July?

    Don’t forget, we live in Great Britain. It’s perfectly normal for it to rain in the summer!

    Where’s the global warming? Why’s it cold & raining outside if the Earth is…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Unusual Tattoos in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    I had sex with an anorexic once. I spent 3 months in prison for assault.

    I did get a 2 year sentence, but I was let out early, since it was hardly my fault she snapped innit.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming – 2 in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    Global warming doesn’t exist!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Single Parent Tax in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    Yes, widows would be exempt. I’m not hitting the innocents, Ruby.

    I’ve come up with a plan that would discourage people from going out and getting pregnant by sleeping around, which puts a strain on our economy.

    Not only that, the plan would reward married couples, a proper family unit!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Single Parent Tax in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    stevenage_f

    Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:25 pm

    Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:25 pm Quote message

    Right this is my only message to you.Say a woman is made a widow and is left a single parent does she deserved to be taxed ? because she is (by no fault of her own,unless she murdered her hubby) A SINGLE PARENT.



    Stevenage, as I said, it is not a…
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    Smiley replied to the topic Unusual Tattoos in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    @Marie-Lpool wrote:

    OMG..I wish i never seen them pics. I’m the most squeamish person ever. I use to joke about ( I would rather stick pins in my eyes than do this or that) didn’t think that really happend. my hairs are standing on end , and my teeth have just curled up at the site of them pic’s.( but i do have a needle phobia)…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Single Parent Tax in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    I’m being serious here!

    I believe that if single parents are taxed, it will improve society, and a child’s life.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Unusual Tattoos in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    If people are stupid enough to ‘tattoo’ their eyes, I hope they become blind. Serves them right for being so gay.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Single Parent Tax in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    Although I would agree that most single parents are slappers these days, there are genuine single parents out there.

    My Single Parent Tax is not designed to punish them for being a single parent. It is designed to ‘encourage’ them to develop some morals, and find a suitable father or mother figure for their child.

    Once they are married, they…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Single Parent Tax in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    @Rachel J wrote:

    I do agree in some ways with you smiley, but not in others. As for the teenagers that go out and get pregnant and think that they have a right to be housed then yes.

    No, they don’t. These are the kind of people single parent tax should be aimed at. Discourage this cruel and vile method of cheating the system.

    But some single…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Unusual Tattoos in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    I can’t stand tattoos.

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    Smiley replied to the topic PB rapes 19 year old in daylight in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Make ’em all kick like kippers eh Tommy???

    You know it !!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Invisibility in the board Chat forum two boards 17 years, 11 months ago

    @sunshine1 wrote:

    Id go to the pentagon and finally see all the things tht they are hiding from the public…..

    Half as much as our secret agencies are :wink:

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    Smiley replied to the topic PB rapes 19 year old in daylight in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    No, I don’t.

    I’m a civilized person.

    Death by hanging is a sufficient punishment. Besides, when someone hangs, they kick around like a kipper with their eyes rolling into the back of the head, gasping for breath, slowly dying from strangulation.

    …it might look quick to us, but it’ll feel like an eternity to the criminal.

    Don’t forget the…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Invisibility in the board Chat forum two boards 17 years, 11 months ago

    I’d pretend to be a ghost and walk around someones house going “woOoOoooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOaaaaaaaaaaaahHhHhHhHhHh” and chuck chairs and plates around.

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    Smiley replied to the topic PB rapes 19 year old in daylight in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    And there are more white rapists then black ones, so it’s irrelevant as well as old.

    I’d hang all rapists, regardless of colour.

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    Smiley replied to the topic CARS in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    I’ve had 14 cans of Stones bitter. I had to think SO hard then to type that entire post taking the piss out of your typo that it was hardly worth it !!!!

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