Soulie

@Soulie wrote:

cut out the masterbation, the porn, and say my please and thankyous

Wouldn’t Masturbation whilst on your test count as an Automatic fail?

Could you imagine that? All your friends and family waiting for you to return, and you say: “I’ve failed.”

“Awwww, howcome?”

“Well, I started masturbating on the A45.”

@Soulie wrote:

cut out the masterbation, the porn, and say my please and thankyous

:shock: well helloooooo there Mr Monk :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

defo, i want one of them, do you think if i’m good, santa will bring me one?

Define good! :wink: :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

must admit, even my brothers girlfriend, and the female friends i know of became intrested in cricket, freddy is now a pin up on most girls walls

hes the david beckham of cricket in a sense

U think cricket is the new football then? Even my youngest knows who Freddie is and he’s only 8 (my youngest not Freddie!).

You could be…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

i love crunchies, the honeycombe can not be beaten

At least ya love something Soulie mate

Ps must catch up in msn soon mate lots to talk aboutin the footie world :D

yeah defo.. just appearing offline though now.. got a poker game then i’m off out for a few hours drinking, its not the same though trying to talk about the…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

i love crunchies, the honeycombe can not be beaten

At least ya love something Soulie mate

Ps must catch up in msn soon mate lots to talk aboutin the footie world :D

@Soulie wrote:

they would drive each other mad :)

lol how true is that :lol:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

If You Tolerate This Then You Children Will Be Next In My Pants
laid in my pants

Did Michael Jackson sing that?

I think You are Right along with Im forever Blowing Bubbles :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

woman invented headaches, man invented the right wrist

Woman invented headaches, man invented Paracetamol. Woman invented Migraine, man invented words; “FFS, THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING!”

obv been with the wrong women hun :wink:

I thought that too, because everytime i look up their skiets they…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

woman invented headaches, man invented the right wrist

Woman invented headaches, man invented Paracetamol. Woman invented Migraine, man invented words; “FFS, THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING!”

@Soulie wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

@Kate wrote:

Nobody yet….im still new here :D

i take it u aint spoken to the JC male tart then lol

she means me :(

nooooooooooooooo not u babe xxx

@Soulie wrote:

woman invented headaches, man invented the right wrist

:shock: :shock:

@Soulie wrote:

ritzy.. i decided 5 mins ago

me 2

@Soulie wrote:

so when everyone has baked beans on toast for there tea, don’t throw the tin away.. send them to ant :)

It’s ok, i have three hundred and thirty four labels… :lol: That’s three hundred and thirty four s/hags!!

@Soulie wrote:

just blow it, no need to understand it

you speaking from experience… oh & I usually do :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

Quote and change!

I love’s flashing to lil old ladies, it makes me happy. I just open my mac, and shout: “Coooeeyyyyy,” and then run off and buy myself an ice cream! :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Quote and change!

I’ve been f/ucked by an horse, it’s rather painful, but some vaseline does wonders :wink:

pmllllllllllll

shetland pony

hehe

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Quote and change!

W/anking off Ant is like trying to w/ank off an horse! :wink:

pmllllllllllll

shetland pony

hehe

@Soulie wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Quote and change!

Just shag the persons above you, while trying to w/ank off an horse! :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

you just digging yourself a bigger hole gemz [-X

Awww soulie ya git :roll: