Spanish

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

nahhhhhhh :!: :!: decides not to comment but tiptoes off quietly instead :wink:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

Watch this space….. things get bigger as the night goes on :wink: :wink:

@bes wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Theres new meat here, thought i could smell a fresh fragrnce in the air :twisted:

Smells more like fish than meat :wink:

dont get crabby :wink:

thats not a crab its a lobster aint it span lol

@The Observer wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!

thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol

Nowt…

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@Spanish wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

ooooooooooooooo whos faced was ya stuck too??? :? :? :lol: :lol:

It wasnt my face she was stuck to :wink: :wink:

no span u was stuck to someone elses face :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

I dont think a relationship can survive based just on one of those alone – you need all of them,…

wot Spanish sed 8)

Agreed :)

@Spanish wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

well i was gonna say love but have no idea why i didnt, i did at the time but now the reason i didnt include it has slipped my mind :roll: :roll: :?
sometimes i confuse myself :lol:

Are you a natural blonde or do you dye it? :lol: :lol:

omg dont even go there :lol:
im a brunette but my bf reckons im a…[Read more]

@Spanish wrote:

I dont think a relationship can survive based just on one of those alone – you need all of them,…

wot Spanish sed 8)

@Spanish wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

my lips are sealed

That’s a first for an Essex girl :lol: :lol: :lol:

i wasnt born here though

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

so let me get this right: you give up sex for money :? :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

so let me get this right: you give up sex for money :? :lol:

@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

sure you can :roll:

@Spanish wrote:

I feel the lowest of the low….. need to snap out of this mood pronto :evil: :evil:

awwwww spanish (((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

i couldn’t be happier at moment :D :D :D

@Spanish wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

10 for meking me laff… :lol:

and i would laff even more if ugo wud show me the video of spanish trying to give trina one…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the feck is Trina? :? :? :?

Ugo in disguise spanish lol

@James Belfast wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

You’re not thinking ‘Ayres’ too are you :lol: :wink:

Only joking Pam :D

@Spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

@Spanish wrote:

Can Mary J stay in here with us? :wink: :wink:

bring as many people as you want :twisted:

@Spanish wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

Whats Valentines Day?

It’s that time of the year when you have to put up with a quick fumble and a couple of minutes of mumbling and groaning in return for a box of choccies you dont like and an inappropriate card with a naff message inside that had been bought that evening on the way home from work.

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@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

hey bethy did you keep our poles all shiny babes?
:lol:
we aint done our poledancing fer agessssssssssssss :D :D

mmmmmmmmmm kentys quiet :shock:

oiiii cheeky , he aint had me hahahahaha
“slaps spanish harder”

You’re turning me on now babe :D :D

gives out a wicked laff n gets out the studded whip…[Read more]