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Anyone remember the TV show WATCHING? when it was on around 10-12 years ago, I was always being told I was the spitting image of the bloke on it…Malcolm I think he was called :) Not sure how to post pictures at the bottom of replies otherwise I’d find one for you all :) There was some resemblance I suppose…. :oops:

@Soulie wrote:

back in those days, they did’nt have phones did they, well they did, but they where so big, girls mistook your phone for somthing more satisfying

Yeah, the girls in my school were like that, the’d do anything for a king size mars bar :lol:

Another baby? no thanks……..I just have to look at a women and they get pregnant :lol: I should be on stage in Vegas :wink:

@Morticia wrote:

Breathing is always a good start.

Oh and he has to have met the chuckle brothers as least once……………….

I breath regularly and some times irregularly…asthmatic you see :lol:

And not one to ring my own bell, met them twice actually and I am on first name terms with them both :wink:

Worrying times indeed…….We have been poor recently, 2 loses and a unconvincing win against Wales in the last three games. well I’ll be watching on sat, expect us to win that one, but you never know…the Poland game will be harder we need to beat them and there a pretty good side, surely the’ll shut up shop and the worry for England is…[Read more]

Gerard Butler….who? Was that him off on the buses?

I’m grateful on a daily basis, It’s been tough getting here the grand old age of 33, but if the deal was to go trough everything I have had to ,to get here with my wife and 4 kids, then that’ll do for me, many times I stop and realise how lucky I am, sure i moan about lack of money and bills, bills, bils, who doesn’t? My kids are helathy and I…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

that sounds so wrong, people use the same virbrators? one after each other.. thats just so so wrong to me

i always thought it was funny when i went to newcastle, and there was a lad in there.. offering to wash my hands for me for 50p

Only someone as perverted as this man, would think like that :lol:

I’m in shock :o :o

I thought you were a nice and innocent girl next door type.

Its a cracking conspiracy theory, really makes you wonder eh? Anyone ever seen the film Farenheight 911 by Michael Moore ? Anyone interested in the 9/11 bombings and Mr Bush’s involvement and motivation behind…well everything really should watch it.. A brilliant piece of film making.

I echo the views above, he was a genius, ahead of his time by miles…Shame he chose to shun the limelight for so many years, was a pleasure seeing him earlier this year on Comic relief.

Rest In piece Mr Barker you deserve it :D

Puddles in the bathroom, wasn’t that a song by UB40, could be a great cover mind…Xmas number 1 maybe :lol: It’s soo tough being a bloke mind,somedays it’s as straight as a die, other times it comes out like a F**kin watering can :shock:

A case for Mulder and Scully me thinks.

My wife prefers it if i sit down no matter what I’m doing :( I…[Read more]

Hello………..I once met the Chuckle Brothers !

Thats great Owen, could you possibly pick out the 43 that won’t be drawn then?

We do have a laugh when we go out don’t we? we should go out more, trouble is i’m always skint……..Lottery tomorrow though eh..open our pool hall and poker room upstairs :lol:

The nicest thing about wining the lottery would be, just no more mither about having enough for bills and such.

I’d like to give up………in no particular order. Stubbing me toe on the stairs ffs Bein woken up at the crack of dawn, not by the crack of dawn….I bet people who are called dawn get that joke all the time, being skint….all the time.

Basically I think Ill just give up :(

Pack the sun-tan lotion mr………and I’ve just checked Definately no porn in hell, god’s got it all for the good people, lovely in heaven but apparantly theres a smell of fish they just can’t get rid of…..Save me a place in hell after that last comment mate:) Take a pack of cards too.

Yeah that and looking at porn at the same time :lol: same time as playin poker, not playin with the wife. don’t think she’d like that, be difficult as well, unless anyone has a second hand music stand I could borrow :lol:

Ooohhhh Smack…….didn’t see it, the wife took me of to bed :lol: really I should charge her, she gets it far too much she does :lol:

Hi Dawny

A dad meself to 4, so my heart goes out to you…Bast*rds eh? not the kids the druggies. Anyway my advice would be not to panic, get to the hospital or wherever your going and just deal with it as it happens, don’t worry about things that haven’t happened yet, sure she’ll be fine, just try and be strong and explain to them later what…[Read more]