Squeezy

:wink: Hi Gemz – how’s things?

@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:

Smelling of baby puke all day long.. im not a lady no more im just a mummy… :(

Don’t be daft hun – you’re always going to be a mummy first and a woman second, it happens to us all, but the day your little one calls you ‘mummy’ for the first time…you won’t have it any other way. 8)

Hello everyone xsxsx :D

Today I Yearn to get a decent sleep

Doughnut

Rainbow (a cocktail)

Unicorn

hilt

Guilty loads of times.

Ever started dating a mate?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

she meant wellies, bless her

but size 13 :shock: thats massive

feet maybe lol

My brother has size 16 feet…… :-k

….but no…I aint gonna to ask him anything else!!!! :shock: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I sincerely apologise to all my readers for the inappropriate use of smilies. I temporarily ran out of sarcasm and had to pop down to the shop to get some more.

It won’t happen again and my supply of irony and sarcasm is now fully replenished.

See Morty – I knew it! 8) :lol: :lol:

I think this is the weirdest thread I have seen recently…. :? :lol:

@Will Power wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Oooooooo I’ve pulled :P So, shall we buy a vibe? Do you like a bit of anal penetration?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that was funny! :D

Not from my end it wasn’t :twisted:

Ouch :shock:

Gemz…where was the romance????

Next time make him seduce you for three hours first, then you’ll be too knackered to be bothered with making the tea lol :lol:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Thanks for the laughs guys, and where’s Squeezy? Need my reference lol.

I’m baaackk…. :lol:

Gotta go…LOST is starting

See you all later xsxsx

I do it on purpose lol :wink:

nah you don’t spend too much time here, I would have a cheek accusing anyone of that lol!!! :lol:

Lol

How about….

‘He’s in and out like a yoyo, and watch out for his friend TT cos he might get jealous’ :wink:

:lol:

Oops…i should’ve said not often someone else says that to me…. :oops:

Ah well…. :lol:

You’re in again, I see :wink:

@Morticia wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Maybe he couldn’t be @rsed typing….. :?

Or he couldn’t think of anything sarcastic enough in reply…. :wink: :lol:

PB lost for words ?? heaven forbid !!

Now…will that ever happen??? I think not lol. :lol:

PB lost for REALLY sarky words??? Once in a blue moon.

Must be a blue moon tonight lo :lol: