Squeezy

@T’iz Me wrote:

I’ll have to sell my body on the streets to raise the funds now.

If you won’t do it for me, do it for the poor woman who’s going to purchase me for the night. Go on Squeezy, save her from disappointment! :mrgreen:

Nah…if she’s paying, she deserves you lol :wink: :lol:

Dammit. :(

Whats the prog called??

@T’iz Me wrote:

I was in for longer this time Squeezy! (Not often i get to say that) :lol:
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…Not often someone says that to me…… :shock: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

I Any ideas for winter crops?

Yip….buy ’em from Asda 8) :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

the cr ap on tv, i mean last night, we had sex with dolls, great tv on channel 4.. today we have 2 fat cleaning ladys, moaning about a perfectly clean house

jesus I fell asleep and woke up to that programme soulie…..that was some weird sh*t……and that old git dressin up his doll like a school girl ewwwwww, I’m…

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Maybe he couldn’t be @rsed typing….. :?

Or he couldn’t think of anything sarcastic enough in reply…. :wink: :lol:

I would’ve….but I’ve just spent all my spare money…… :(

Sorry

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Duck

sesame bun

lint

Not guilty – never want to go there.

Ever been on a cruise?

@*Sian* wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Dribbles and squirts 8)

Far too much information Sian !!!!!

Is that not what foo foo’s and winky woos do?

Lol…I thought you just meant you! :lol:

ooo….what is it then??? :?: :D

I never bought any clothes at all. :shock: Got a special shaped mattress for the baby, stuff from B&Q, new bed, etc. Pretty boring really, but useful :D

:shock:

LOL :lol: :lol:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Ant’s out for now!! :D/

Ant..

In…5.12pm
Out..5.15pm

3 mins…that was quick :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Online shopping

Isn’t it amazing how much you can spend from the comfort of your own home? 8)

Maybe its a good thing my connection isnt as speedy as it should be though lol :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Who? :?

LMAO :lol:

Hello and welcome

Are you new or ‘returning’? :D