Squeezy

@Squeezy wrote:

Scotland winning the footy! :D

:D/:D/:D/:D/:D/:D/:D/ bet there’s a few sore heads this morning!!!

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@squeeZy…. my mum-in-law is excellent i love spendin time with her… plus u get the marks n sparks cakes, dinners etc lol and my hello mag lol…

Wanna swop? :D

His mother thinks that my son is weird because she offered him sweets and he told her he was going to check if he was allowed them first.

She said it ‘wasn’t…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

Where is this…

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@Squeezy wrote:

my dad is worse…

Mind you…..i’m just glad he gets my name right 9 times out of 10 lol!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: My mom’s like that, but my grandmother is the worst with names. She says all the names of my mom’s cousins, then her own children, after that it’s all my cousins and my brothers, then finally my name. Sometimes she…[Read more]

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Blimey…who is this ‘someone’….everyone’s unhappy with them!!! :wink:

It was just a way of attracting (Someone’s) attention Squeezy.

No it isnt

It WAS! :wink:

It wasnt as i havent heard from him

It’s NOT your thread lol.

@T’iz Me wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Blimey…who is this ‘someone’….everyone’s unhappy with them!!! :wink:

It was just a way of attracting (Someone’s) attention Squeezy.

No it isnt

It WAS! :wink:

It wasnt as i havent heard from him

@Squeezy wrote:

Mmmm……I’ve got a Dairy Milk crispies sitting just begging to be eaten….

who am I to refuse?? :D

lol get it down ya before hubby steals it lol

@Squeezy wrote:

^^^^Wot Dawny said :D :D :D :D
I was being sincere (I never insult people I don’t know well)

Cheers Dawny xsxsx :wink:

Oh hun I know, I know :lol: :lol: :lol:
that’s just my kind of weird humour…
couldn’t resist the temptation of responsing like that :lol:

xxx

@Will Power wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

The first parts a bit long for me to be bothered figuring the answers, but Q’s 51-60 are easy peasy lol! :lol:

ffs…I wish my English exams had been like that lol :D

Yes, but how good is your Finnish? :lol:

I didn’t show you the part II because it’s always:
translate into Finnish :lol:

But it’s possible that…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

The first parts a bit long for me to be bothered figuring the answers, but Q’s 51-60 are easy peasy lol! :lol:

ffs…I wish my English exams had been like that lol :D

Usually when I’m doing these exams (this part) I start feeling very-extremely uncertain about the answers. And my friends say the same. The questions are so easy…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

The postman – he comes every day and always puts it in the right box :wink: :lol:

He opens the flap first!! :lol: And then,… He goes back to work and brags to all his work mates how he enjoyed his day opening flaps, putting things in boxes, and how he’s emptied his sack. :mrgreen: (No pun intended)

@Squeezy wrote:

You lot are filthy!!! :shock:

It’s why I keep coming back….. :wink: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

Nice big chebs Dawny :D

chebs?

wtf r chebs?

:?

BOOBS!!! :lol:

oh :oops:

i had thort they didnt look that big in the pic

Lol…you know what DD is like…it will have been the first thing he checked!! :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Cóck

well…you asked :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Not bad…only took you 2 weeks to return…. :roll: :wink:

stalker :lol: :lol:

hello chat… or should I say, wb :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

dirty minded git, i meant the jewelry.. of course…….. =oP

Sure you did….. :wink:

Btw…how did YOU know what I was thinking??? :twisted:

I’m deffo going now…night all xsxsx

@Squeezy wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

nope.. no comdoms.. my next relationship will be a none sexual one, i have decided, cost me a fortune on comdoms last time round

Yeah yeah… :^o

Equal opportunities these days Soulie…make her buy some condoms!! :lol:

i still got loads left to be honest, best check sell by date

@Squeezy wrote:

What did TT say when his willy turned pink and green? :lol:

Answer – I’ll have 2 please

What did Tommy say when God was giving out inches? :lol:

Answer:

Up all night.

@Squeezy wrote:

TT’s buying everyone dildo’s for christmas :wink:

Well…apart from me an Lucky, cos we were bad :( :twisted: :lol:

Well,… That’s not right, he shouldn’t miss you, can’t give one without the other, and i don’t mean that in a sexual way either!

He can buy me a dildo if he wants, i’ll give it to my aunt. Put a smile on her…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

Brilliant song Ant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, when Marty strikes you never let it pass,
Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, you’re always gonna take it up the ass.

^I’m going to be BUMMING that all night now lol :lol:

PML, that’s what Tommy said! :wink: [/b][/i]