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I’m not bothered what I look like as long as it’s female, blonde and busty :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hello and welcome ASB.

Please excuse my fellow JC’ers…one mention of a rampant rabbit, their eyes glaze over and they go into orgasm mode :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My son would roll his eyes at you and inform you it is a comet :roll: :lol: :lol:

It’s okay…going on it’s current trajectory it will miss us by a few light years…give or take.. :lol:

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You got there eventually then – that poll must have been edited at least 3 times :lol:

Luckily I deleted my post on your earlier attempt or you would have been stuck with 3 Spains as options :twisted: :lol:

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Perhaps we could find Pikey stuck up a tree, being eyed up by monkey’s, so we have to rescue him? :lol:

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LOL – that’s great :lol:

…and I like that I ‘m the smart one 8) :lol:

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@The Observer wrote:

I have heard that in some advanced civilised societies (e.g. Scotland) that the women can actually suckle their young and still have two hands free to type shyte on message boards. Is God forward thinking or what?

Fecking amazing, innit??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, we only need one hand to type shyte – the other has the remote control for flicking through the tv channels looking for chat shows…. :P

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@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Housewives? Probably the most multi-skilled people you will ever find!

Mr Amphibian – you just found yourself a new friend! :lol:

Anyway – I may be a housewife, but I do voluntary work to make up for my being useless to society :P

But well done kevin for trying to offend everyone – :lol: :lol:
you seem to have a chip on your shoulder regarding women…… :-k

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Chips and gravy – yuk!

Can’t even get that at our local chippie anyways.

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