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@fletch wrote:

Question:

Would the above situation make you Angry? Like would you think of the guy as a jerk/selfish prat for never pursuing a full blown relationship? I understand there might be some disappointment, but would you refuse to be friends with him if he didn’t pursue a relationship with you?

Hmmm….sounds like a problem someone a guy I know has as well…… :?

If it is clear from the start that it’s not goig to be a full blown relationship, then what you are describing doesn’t seem like a problem.

The problem only occurs if the other person is looking for more – in which case it’s best not to go there or it will just frustrate them.

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Wow – what an eventful day that would have been for the investigator!

The part that worries me most though is:

@soulie wrote:

The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with
then loaded shotgun.

Hmmm…perfectly normal behaviour….NOT :shock: :shock: :o

If someone done that to me, I wouldn’t be married to him for long lol

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@tinrib wrote:

Scottish ladies, mmmmmmmm nice accent love u mwahh!!

At last – someone who appreciates us!! :wink: :lol: :D

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@soulie wrote:

would hate to meet a scottish chav

Me too – I try and stay away from them…… :lol:

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

@squeezy wrote:

Have a guess what these words mean……..

(No Scots to anwer..that’s just cheating!) :wink:

Podger – willy
Bahookie – bazooka
Wallies – prats
an a’ – an ar*e
Tummeltinty – a small tunnel
Potless – without an inside toilet
Drookit – drumkit
Wean – win
Crabbit – sh*t
Stoorie – story
Eejit – idiot
Gies a swatch – what time is it, good sir?
Gonnae no dae that – i am going to learn how to speak

8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Was I close?!? :lol:

I posted the answers onthe revious page…

You got one right though, lol :lol: :lol:

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

Just go to scotland, doesn’t matter where you go :wink:

(i’m gonna get such a slap for that)

You’d better fecking believe it!!! [-X

:lol:

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The answers:
@squeezy wrote:

Podger – Sh@g
Bahookie – Bum / Backside
Wallies – False teeth :D
an a’ – as well
Tummeltinty – tumbled into / fell into
Potless – Skint
Drookit – Soaked
Wean – Child
Crabbit – Grumpy
Stoorie – Dusty
Eejit – Idiot
Gies a swatch – Give me a look….
Gonnae no dae that – Please don’t do that
8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My turn to receive shyte today……

PRINCE FRANK THEMBA
PHONE:2************
JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear,

I am PRINCE FRANK THEMBA, First and only son of late CHIEF DAN THEMBA
who
was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and irrate black people.Before
the
death of my father on the 1st of Oct 2003, he was a Properous Tobacco
and
Coffee farmer in Zimbabwe and one of the major sponsor/ Financier of
the
opposition party – Movement For Democratic Change(MDC)in Zimbabwe. He
was
also the former president of Farmers Co-operative Trade Union in
Zimbabwe.

I am writing you from Johanessburg,South Africa. I got your contact
email
address through the South African International Information Exchange
Centre
and decided to write you. I write to solicit for your special
assistance to
a family shattered by a tyrannical government led by the dictator
President
ROBERT MUGABE and his(ZANU-PF) ruling party.

I am probably of the convinction that you are aware of the present
situation
in my country Zimbabwe sequel to the land and farm land crisis in
Zimbabwe,
the government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irrate
party
members to disposes the land being occupied by whites and some rich
farmers
who are opposed to his consistent stay in power and his radical and
unnecessary reforms targeted at his political opponents.

This action has led to the killing of some members of the opposition
party
including my beloved father (CHIEF DAN THEMBA),who did not support this
ill-fated action. But before the death of my father and the consistent
threats to his life, he anticipated some dangers and so he smuggled out
the
sum of US$20.5m(TWENTY MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS), to South Africa since it is the nearest neighbouring country
and
deposited it in a security/finance company with the intention of using
it
for the purchase of New farm machinery and chemicals for Agricultural
purposes in South Africa as well as a purchase of some hectares of land
in
swaziland.

On the 1st Oct, 2003, the war veterans and some supporters of (ZANU-PF)
ruling party trooped into our compound and axed him(my father) to
death.
Since then, they have been terrorizing me and my widowed mother, but
we
succeeded to work for our escape to a neighbouring country, South
Africa as
a political asylum seeker (refugee). But our position in South Africa
does
not permit me to open an account or normalise this fund for any
meaningful
business transaction in south Africa since I does not have a south
Africa
Identity Card. That is why I want this fund to be transferred into your
Norminated account so that you will assist me to invest it in your
country.

Hence,if you agree to assist us, we have two options for you, we have
agreed
to go into partnership with you and your family or in the alternatve,
we
offer you 20%of the money for your assistance, 5% will be for the
possible
expenses incurred in the process of this transaction,while 75%will be
for
our family investment in your country,through your
assistance.

I want you to understand that this fund is purely a family fund/ money
and
not drug money, nor could it be classified as government fund or Money
Laundering affairs and it could be substanciated by relevant authorties
by
our attorney.It is Family fund but termed confidential because I do not
want
myself to be traced to where i’m presently. If you are interested in
assisting us, kindly contact me with this email address,and the
telephone
number above. Right now, I am presently in south Africa with my widowed
mother and my younger sister and the whole of my family sequel to the
tensed political situation and the fear for our lives in Zimbabwe. I
need
your urgent and confidential response.

Thanks. Best regards

Prince FRANK THEMBA

(For the Family

N/B.For some background information please visit the following web link
to
read some news on the British Broadcasting Corporation web site:

:shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Hmmm….wonder who would answer at that phone number lol……

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*Sneaks in*

I’m at my mum’s…but she’s busy doting on the kiddies, so I’m keeping myself occupied…. :roll: :D

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Right, I’m offski.

Got to see a physiotherapist this afternoon :roll: then visit my mum, then going to a show at the Fringe Festival tonight. 8)

Tc you lot – see you later :wink:

xsxsxsx

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