supreme overlord paigey

Leaving today

Tirer and nervreeps? Predictive text dont you love it

Won’t be answering door regardless

Pfft

Cruise was cancelled so we got a bus them ferry to gozo.

Downstairs barman just now asked me what room I’m in – is he planning on dropping me off more soap abd towels or is that my cue for me sexy see through knigtie or was When he trying to snog ne earlier he was tirer and meet his nervreeps

I am born again virgin and keeping legs closed for Christmas, only gobble gobbling will be from the turkey before Bernard gets his chopper out.

That’s if Bernards still alive.

Sorry didn’t mean the sexual undertones of gobbling and choppers, its been a while.

I’m sure you can kind of relate.

No and no

Lol

Awful music here.  No let’s not twist again like we did last summer let’s never ever twist ever again and ban that song from ever being played until I’m dead.

Im also not ringing your bell even if you have ‘survived’ walking five hundred miles just to get to my door, never asked you to and eileen can bugger off too dont come on in my direction.

It was very dark.

Ive always been dippy.

Dippy is  the new sexy I’ve decided lol

Its a wonder I even made it here tbh rofl

Nearly forgot.

OK need to confess

[11/19, 20:12] Sarah: Got bus to Valetta

[11/19, 20:12] Sarah: Wasn’t good, driver didn’t tell me to get off so I ended up just coming all way back to where I started from.

My mum and both my kids laughed after I watsapped them.

And I was sober too.

Yes was all truely amazing.  I like a bit of cultcha I does.

Apparently the pork here is very likely bunny rabbit and the beef  very possibly horsie.

For all I know I may have even munched on donkey.

The wine isn’t too cleavva but after three glasses I’m finding I’m not too fussed.

Glad i brought my sarong.

Very true mister x

Ice cream would all be melted will bring ice lolly instead ok hugs lol

Off to Valetta now on bus and got a day cruise tomorrow.

Sunbathing round pool

Thank you Mister talk soon x

I wll get thinking hat on

So I’m ‘supposedly’ on holiday lol. I got on pretend plane? Staying at pretend hotel?  I’d not waste words writing for it, hopefully if we ignore it, the little prat will disappear.

Buffet was nasty at dinner time so just had ice cream. Pic of ice cream attached lol.

Missed you too x

Weather is scorchio today I’m by the pool will have to kill hangover with lager.  Been rainy and cold so today is good :) food isn’t great went for Chinese with the other guests that was OK. Been bitten, there will be very drunk bugs about now repeating themselves and flying into things. May go swimming. The beaches are man made…[Read more]

Going home early hours Wednesday please remind me how ‘real life’ sucks arse and even though everyone here have been lovely and friendly and included me and I’ve not had any time sitting on my own I really can’t handle it. Lovely kind people I appreciate their kindness but omg I don’t enjoy all this human interaction in person. Telling me I’m…[Read more]

Im thinking you just might be one of the very small amount of people who cares lol xxxx