SusieQ

@kent f OBE wrote:

[-X Gaz!! it’s one thing smoking the stuff you do and quite another boasting about it! (goes off mumbling in mummy mode)

ditto

death :lol:

guttersnipe :lol:

:lol: :lol:

christmas

a cup of warm milk . . . :lol:

the look of total shock and bewilderment on my colleagues faces when I said it was too cold to venture to the pub for lunch :lol:

@James54 wrote:

(what cries in the fridge painfully?..sheesh you girls make it hard)

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@James54 wrote:

from the spilt milk that I found there, obviously deeply upset because…..

it was the last of the milk and the shops were now closed . . .

@James54 wrote:

(and of course, you are all ladies, just with…

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getting annoyed with everyone sending me texts with pictures of the snow they have . .

I want snow damnitt :roll:

stamps feet and wanders off sulking

envy

it’s sooooo cold :roll:

I have even refused the usual Friday pub lunch :shock:

not often that happens . . that’s how cold it is

I

@jen_jen wrote:

odour, and everywhere he’s touched there was a…..

hey, Susie, Sarah, have you two been passing youselves off as ladies again?

a cry of pain . . .

oh but we are aren’t we Sarah :wink:

@Rosepetal wrote:

Regular Forum 3 chatter – Ive always wanted to be a Barester.

Wordsworth – Being able to spell it would be a good start!

:lol: :lol: he does have a very apt name . . I love the retorts he comes out with !

the nether regions of the home owners polar bear . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:

*sits with Sarah and waits for story time with James 8)

old

no snow . . . not one insy winsy eenie weenie iddy biddy single tiny flake

it is colder than a polar bears d ick mind :roll:

the kids have plenty of snow where they are though and with any luck they’ll not be able to make it home next week :lol: :lol: :lol:

(only kidding)

two things to remember:
DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

am thinking hide the phone and stop drinking before I get myself into trouble :lol: