SusieQ

@kent f OBE wrote:

ok just had a delivery of herbal viagra…can’t wait to see who buys it :lol:

and no im not running a sex shop :lol:

:lol: :lol: saying nowt :wink: ( psst don’t forget to send my order out )

@Freaky Biker wrote:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

but that takes all the fun out of it.

you’ve obviously never done it in a bathroom then :wink:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Freaky Biker wrote:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

but that takes all the fun out of it.

well to be honest if a woman can kill 2 birds with 1 stone we will do it :lol: ..get the old man “sorted” and washed and showered after before he starts snoring can only be a bonus :lol:

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here now :lol:

ohhh did we lose the thread :lol:

last word was Shock :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (changes knickers coz i just wet myself!)

:lol: :lol: :lol: i have wasted 2 cups of tea now, used up way too many tissues and have changed my pjs 3 times :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have no more clean pjs so will have to be naked next time :roll: :shock: :lol:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:

Note to self…. Keep bin liners under bed with s e x toys incase Mr Velvet checks out during wild session

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

too funny

@kent f OBE wrote:

is it me or are there very strong sexual undertones to nearly every thread today :lol:

nope . . not just you :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

oooo thong? u sexy minx

(pings velvs thong)

Watch the haemoroids chick !!!!! I walk funny as it is :roll:

your not doing your haemoroids any favours chaffing them with a thong woman :lol:

pings Velvs crunchy thong :lol:

pmsl @ crunchy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

dangle in a bleach infested sink!!! sadistic woman :lol:

wonders if mr kent would go to the sink…without drippping all the way there!

:lol: :lol: what am image ! :shock:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

Indeed. At least he’s not suffering any more

Loved his moves, and his movies :wink:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

whats a skenk? :roll:

Derogatory slang term for a female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

:roll:

Hark at the resident dictionary…

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Fcwit & n ob jockey don’t begin to cover it . . how about C***

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

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Cleaning my laptop . . tea everywhere . . note to self * don’t drink tea and read posts from velvet or kent at the same time :lol: :lol:

oh and waiting for my bed bath :wink:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

you are cracking me up :lol: :lol: :lol:

crunchy tissues . . ewwwwwww try wet wipes :wink:

Nah I let him dangle it in the sink…….. sniggering to myself cos i leave bleach round the edge…. wow i have an evil streak :twisted:

ouch :shock:

pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’m laughing so much here I can’t see through the tears . . :lol: :lol:

I followed your thread there velvet :wink:

now what word is it ? defribulate ?

shock :shock:

Will’s kent’s & velvet’s posts today . . more than smiling . . peeing myself here :lol: :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

pmsl when you think I can’t get any thicker………….I do it again! :lol:

bless

you are cracking me up :lol: :lol: :lol:

crunchy tissues . . ewwwwwww try wet wipes :wink: