SusieQ

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@PD wrote:

What are condoms? I’m still a virgin

Male condoms: The male condom is a sheath placed over the erect penis before penetration, preventing pregnancy by blocking the passage of sperm. It is a barrier method of contraception.

A condom can be used only once.

Although some condoms have spermicide added (the spermicide is usually…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

wanker :lol:

show off =D>

animal

wants to say something EXTREMELY rude and unladylike here . . but I shall refrain
:oops:

wool

BOUNCY

ENRAGED

It was my 21st Birthday Kent

all I can say is this . . .

the tampax was incase . . the condoms were too male it look like I was being responsible . . the pregnancy test was also for hope to be positive . . the wine was incase the test was negative, cos that would mean I’d have to sh@g and for that I’d need to have to be drunk !!!!…[Read more]

Can’t really think of anything really funny or embarressing about buying condoms ( didn’t have the need :roll: )

But I can remember one occasion in the supermarket I was purchasing a few items for the weekend, included was 2 bottles of wine, tampax, a pregnancy test kit, condoms and some twiglets . . . a young lad served me and first questioned…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

25 years old, told to come off the pill for a while, and of course my then husband wouldn’t go and buy the condoms (why do so many men leave birth control down to the women?!?!).

Going to our village chemist, looking all around, couldn’t find them so asking behind the counter – quietey as there were children in the shop.

Being…

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Retribution 8)

method

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ruby left Tammy’s name :lol: (fgs@me again)

Don’t really know Tammy, but from what I’ve seen on the boards she seems young, hot headed and very impatient and only likes William :lol:

you noticed that too huh :roll:

ok woohoo . . .don’t really know him that well .. cheeky, funny and great in a back alley :lol:…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

Nice (the place, not a comment on Yeovilton!)

No Yeovilton’s a sh i t hole !!! ( lived there briefly )

Equidor

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@rubyred wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

so its safe to come back then ? without reminding ya all that Annette, single handedly has you round her little finger. ? I like her spirit.. ye ALL tried to belittle her. she WON !

pete is lovely and i would recommend him to my mother in law :) an honest gentle gentleman.

Tammy.

ummm no she…

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skip

noisy (eater )

Eat

I have seen these before jen, but still make me giggle

kids say the funniest things !