SusieQ

@sarah_1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Murder

Ain’t worth doing the time for & I’ve bought me new armbands. :lol:

You’re absolutely right of course . . just venting :lol: besides I have my suncream and toothbrush packed :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Happiness is what we all strive for, but we need to remind ourselves, hate and jealousy never made anyone achieve that goal.

so if you hate someone and they have some downfall it doesn’t make you happy :P

you as in a person not YOU

If you hate in the first place then you cannot be happy, hate is a wasted emotion and…[Read more]

Murder

really really really really pi ssed off . . . now where’s that bottle of wine

@sarah_1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

unreliable selfish useless pathetic dismissive people that are unwilling to put themselves out for their own benefit and deny others access with no good reason . .

that’s the tamed down version :lol:

I’m with you on that one. :(

:(

and their fcking biatch partners who cannot shut their traps and have to rant…[Read more]

unreliable selfish useless pathetic dismissive people that are unwilling to put themselves out for their own benefit and deny others access with no good reason . .

that’s the tamed down version :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Someone please put up the definition of real :lol:

REAL:

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory; “real objects”; “real people; not ghosts”;
real(a): no less than what is stated;
not to be taken lightly; capable of being treated as fact; “tangible evidence”;
actual: being or reflecting…[Read more]

selfishignorantbarsteward :evil:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m thinking there are better ways of seeking attention than lying surely? Flashing your boobs is usually a good one :lol:

( @ ) ( @ ) :lol: :lol:

Apparantly when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire

How to win friends and influence people :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I don’t want a Raleigh . . quite fancy a chopper :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Can’t reply sorry just died laughing.

:lol: :lol: hope you had a tena lady in first :lol: :lol:

:lol:

@Pete wrote:

she said pants not sheets :shock:

and I was referring to not wearing pants !!!!!

@kent f OBE wrote:

For the ladies :

Before reading the boards insert a tena lady in ur knickers especially if you have just showered and put on a clean pair. You never know what and how funny a post is you are going to read, the tena wil save you pissing your pants :lol:

:lol: :lol:

I wasn’t wearing any now I have to change my sheets :lol: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Damn – I’ve a few million in my suit-case, all in £20 notes.. Busy day at the bank for me on Monday then!

Glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :wink:

@sarah_1 wrote:

UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However,…

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Laughing . . loudly and uncontrolably :lol: :lol:

Disparagement