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tut pete you just done a will :roll:

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

Suggest he sucks on a smartie Jen :wink:

Mr V is rarely ill but it does always seem like a competition……

ie:
Me: I’m sooo tired
Him: I’m more tired

Me:I barely slept last night
Him: I didn’t sleep at all

Me: My back hurts
Him: Mine’s killing me

Me: I’m hungry
Him: I’m starving

Me: I don’t fancy work today
Him: Don’t think i’ll bother (hes self employed)

Me: I’d like to watch this (on telly)
Him: No way its rubbish

Me: I’m going to bed to watch this
Him: Yeah i’m coming too but i’m not watching that rubbish

Me: Sorry i’m late home was really busy, what do you fancy for dinner
Him: Oh thats ok whatever you fancy making

Ok whose patio can i bury him under :-k

he he he know that one all too well :lol:

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@peggy wrote:

bugger ive been using the pink ! :oops:

shy te me too :lol:

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When you find yourself in one of lifes little pot holes . . stop digging, you’ve made a big enough mess already !

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Frustration:

A one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

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Always keep one hand in front of you pushing forward, and the other behind you . . covering your a rse at all times!

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True wealth is found in your heart and soul, not your bank account

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@killer_queen wrote:

if you want a 69 the chineese is across the road :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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reading this thread :D

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