sweetasbaileez

@KC1 wrote:

I went into the quiz the other night to to see how it was going. And i noticed no one from Forum1 was in there. I asked how many times Forum 1 had won the quiz to be told we never have. So this week when its on how about some off you who Know everything ( which there is a lot of you in the room) Join in. I am going to be there should be…

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@alan snowman wrote:

ok i rang the number and here goes the brief conversation

alan snowman hello

woman hello may i help you

alan snowman yes im ringing about the advert on just chat

woman ok so you was married to a gay man

alan snowman no i just want the £100 pound

woman ok sorry but the money is for women who were married to gay men

alan…

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yea sure we all have regrets, but we have to learn to let them go , and to forgive ourselves for the daft things we’ve all done in the past…the trick is, to learn from them !!…..i’ll learn one day :P

@Matty wrote:

been revising the tactics.. decided going to play 3 strikers instead.. gonna push myself up there, next to rainy :) (footballing purposes only of course)

gonna play 3 across the midfield.. i am not sure we need the depth against this team, so pikey can come in from the left and be the 3rd midfielder in the middle

token can hold…

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@James Belfast wrote:

Ok Matty, have just been on the FA website and found loads of coaching tips. Since we are finding it hard to get together for training, can I suggest you pick a few areas for us to focus on each week?

http://www.givemefootball.com/coaching/index.html

I have already read the one on ‘dribbling’ so am probably ahead of the…

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@Matty wrote:

i dunno.. never catch me having un protected sex O:)

unless the comdon machine was broke and boots was shut

humph…never cathch me having sex…thats why being a goalies such a big deal…something about the size of the balls i’ll be handling, and legally too :wink: :D

@Matty wrote:

i know, The BT man told me so

:oops: :P

from playing football to scoring and now sex….what sort of degenerate minds do we have :wink: :D

@Matty wrote:

yes you did, the soap heard you, and is very hurt

soap is bad for your bits….it makes them all sore and itchy…or is that unprotecetd sex ??? :oops:

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Shall I spend the match warming up on the touchline and accidentally trip their wingers as they pass?

*sweetasbaileez passes mr amph a cricket bat*
just use this instead mr amph …. :wink: :P

@Matty wrote:

good tactic miss zidane

:P :wink: ( am i the only sad fecker wetting herself with laughter at this ?? !! )

@Matty wrote:

only if i get to use the soap before you wash your bits

i dont use soap down there…..only the shower head attachment….
oo000( did i just say that out loud ?? )000oooo :wink: :P

@Matty wrote:

you will get 45 mins of being goalie tommorow, don’t you worry.. i am thinking of infact playing 10 goalies and having a lone striker :)

ha ha ha !! i love your humour !! dont worry you’ll only need the one goalie…all balls are safe in my capable hands boss….. :wink:

@Matty wrote:

yes.. you have mum

MUUUUUMMMMM !!!! ???? fecking fecker I’ll have you know beneath this old and loose body lies the heart of a sex kitten……. :P :wink:

@Matty wrote:

news is not looking good for the next match… i am tempted to have a back 6, this team we are up against, are a lot better then us :)

If I’m the goalie, I’ll wear horse shoes in me gloves and steel toe capped boots…. :P

@Matty wrote:

i only wear white jeans

yes i know you do hun…hence the reason why you want me to wash the kits…..havent i told you about mixing your white wash with the colours ??? :P

@James Belfast wrote:

I think we should take turns at washing the strips. Whoever washes them should be guaranteed a game for the next match I think.

i’ll wash the first kit then :wink:

@Matty wrote:

yeah i know, grey jeans, shocking

is that you matty ?? :wink: :D :shock:

lifes too short for regrets …am happy with my life now and wouldn’t change it for anything….although i would like to be a goalie…. :P

@James Belfast wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

naked tea ??? :D :wink: got a lovely shower here :wink:

We all have to be naked? – you offering to wash all the strips I assume? That’s very kind of you. And we should have a team bath after the match, shouldn’t we?

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