sweetasbaileez

@Matty wrote:

maybe they saw you coming and all hid :P

ooeeerrr now thats a possibility !!! :D :D :oops: :idea: :P

@Matty wrote:

its ok, shes very picky.. it will take her a few years to find miss pefect for me :)

and even then i’ll find something wrong with her :wink: :D

@Matty wrote:

its ok, i got plenty of time yet to find a suitable wife

rainny is gonna repay me the favor and find me a nice girl, just gonna sit and wait now :)

nnnnooooo she cant…!!!! then you’ll have a life an i’ll have no one to banter with ….

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There are currently 123 users signed into Forum 1 and 18 are in Newcomers Room right now !!!!!

Maybe you have gone into another site !!!!

possibly….thats if theres another jc.co.uk…… no ?? then it was most def forum one :wink:

care

thats a nice one :D

hi sarah hope ur well :D

blimey !! ive just been into f1. its gone 3pm and there are only five ppl in there, and i know none of them…..yes ur rite fastcars, this place has gone to the dogs…. but im pretty pi55ed off that they ‘forgot’ to invite me :D

@rubyred wrote:

nothing compares to you !!!

are you on matty’s drugs sweets,,:)

high on life rubyred hunni….high on life….plus the fact that i only had 3 hours at work…. :D

@cath 55 wrote:

:-#

:D 8-[ ](*,) :D :wink: i rest my case……and sit down next to it, this bloody cyber travellings hard on the old legs…..

@cath 55 wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

who’s cath ?? and why do people have a problem with her ???? :D

you tell me!!!

its ur siggy… its a sign of the devil, u can see hidden inside the flower a picture of satan himself smiling and waiting for his next victim, ….and its bloody purple wasnt that a title of one of His albums ( satans) when he…[Read more]

@Becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

my mum told me yesterday she wants to have grand children within 5 years

talk about pressure

maybe becky can have one for you ?? :wink:
as for pregnant by rolos….of course you can…i sat on the toilet seat and nine months later….

Well your poob winky woo wont be able to perform under…

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@Matty wrote:

my mum told me yesterday she wants to have grand children within 5 years

talk about pressure

maybe becky can have one for you ?? :wink:
as for pregnant by rolos….of course you can…i sat on the toilet seat and nine months later….

my little girls just turned 12 an she can cook a mean spag bol, work the wash machine and irons a top for herself if she needs it….. :wink: :lol:

@Becky wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

I make a great cupid so hows about another JC wedding????? Sweets and Matty :D I can see the hat i want already :wink:

you’ll be waiting a bloody long time then hun :D

@Matty wrote:

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

and im already well on the way to getting pregnant..which is bloody hard as im sterile now……what the heck, its great fun trying ….any chance of sharing that rolo ????? :wink:

@Becky wrote:

I nearly said to you both FGS get a room :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cough cough pmmmsssllll xxx

@Matty wrote:

good thinking, hope no one joins in, i like this to be our very own room

shall we turn off the lights and lock the door

i gotta rush of to work in 5 mins, so we best be quick 8)

fgs takes me five minutes to get my girdle off

yes im single….but mattys wants me :wink:

@Matty wrote:

i can’t drink vodka anymore, had a bad exerpiance with it, now makes me feel sick :(

nore do i iron.. had a bad experiance with that too :)

you’re a man who obviously needs to be nurtured…or do i mean neutered ??? :wink:

Matty wrote:
exactly, instead i know i’ll have to settle for fiz out of coranation street, and win a couple of quid on a scratch card

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coronation street ?? jesus matty sort yourself out !!…do what i do and wait with baited breath for the finale of roswell ( ohh my aching heart), drink lots of vodka through…[Read more]