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Is that why you haven’t ventured outdoors in a while DOA? Thanks for the advice I’m sure it’ll come in handy for fastcars and Andrew.

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Turn off and unplug computer, box it back up in original state, take it back to shop and tell them you are too stupid to own a pc, they will understand. :wink:

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@alan snowman wrote:

im taking my girl sky diving

With or without parachute?

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Motherf’kin Scum Utd shit!

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Great to see Scum Utd losing but how ironic that the dirty yids and Jermaine Defoe are helping the Arse out.

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I’m confused Shazza, is god a dog?

Chels and Man U are handing you the f’kin championship on a plate! grrrrrrrrrr… but I digress. Tell Dave to slap you from me as a fellow Chels supporter please.

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@sharongooner wrote:

Dog goes missing
Police find god and take it to kennels at station
Police then “lose” dog with no explanation as to how
Offer owners compensation for a “replacement”

Amazing what forensics can do nowadays… :wink:

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@slayer wrote:

..and I could list a thousand reasons when you arent treated any differently than anyone else-

I eagerly await your 3139th post.

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@slayer wrote:

colour is an irrelevance- the majority are also protestant, English, female, brown eyed, right handed and heterosexual…n that proves zilch other than there are some gay, blue eyed left handers out there who pray to the pope for forgiveness

Get a life

If you’re British, you’re British- no matter what colour, creed or sexuality you are

You best stop filling in forms that ask caucasean then, oh and while your about it, sue anyone that does ask, as it is a breach of your lily livered pc rights.

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@tilly Mint wrote:

Is it that bad? I have not been years and can’t remember that much about it. It was a holiday my parents booked for me, I am not even paying…which is probaby just as well if it is as bad as you all say.

Ever get the feeling your parents don’t like you?

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