TADpole

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I would offer but i dont want you all to get into trouble for hitting a pregnant woman. :lol:

@Becky wrote:

I wouldnt know i dont go ransacking my bra lol :lol:

Well no i dont all of the time, but i dropped half a biscuit in there and seeing as they have gone up 2 sizes i didnt want it lost forever!

@ugo wrote:

bloody good job fastcars balls havnt dropped he`d be draggin them along the floor he that short :lol: :lol: :lol:

Apparently my brother in law has the biggest balls :-…

I do!

Hmmmm where have i heard that before?

Ye know too much!

=P~

I say keep em dry!

I rate her nought for being a cold blooded killer!

Not as scared as i am.

They are not annoying they are an alternative pet.

:shock:

SICK!

@James Belfast wrote:

I didn’t ask what Nationality he was I asked what colour he was. Och they all look the same to me, it’s hard to tell. Can you tell what sex it is too?

Yes she is a white, female. :lol:

=D>

Of course there really is no other way.

Blue, actaully my friend had 2 lobsters called Luke and Laya (yes star wars fans) But one morning when they came downstairs they discovered that Luke had half eaten Laya. So they changed his name to Darth as he had gone to the darkside….that is actually true.

@The Observer wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

She actually tortured the seamonkeys in front of my very eyes this morning! :shock:

She took a syringe and sucked up their water, then squirted it out at 1000 miles an hour and stunned the poor creatures.

She showed no remorse for her actions and actually admitted to me, ‘she enjoyed it!’ [-X

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They are actuall only live fish food. Mine didnt hatch so i might go to the pet store and buy some live ones. The kids will never know and i must hide them from predators!