Terry

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I don’t have any Facebook friends.

I don’t have any friends in the real life so it’s nice to have some virtual friends.

I don’t even have any virtual friends. That’s why I imagine I’m Noel Edmonds.

But he doesn’t have any real or virtual friends either…

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Did you know that you can buy 500 “likes” for your business page for $5?.

Can you give me a link?

Are you serious?

@sceptical guy wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Listening to the classical music cd I’ve borrowed from the library. I love this stuff. Somebody please go to the opera with me. Just make sure you turn your mobile off and don’t sit there eating crisps if you do.

sittin in the opera snuggling up to John Telboy as he munches his apple

This did!

:lol: :lol:

@Terry wrote:

I’ve read stuff recently about girls being jailed for falsely accusing men of rape.

Now thats a whoooole other debate :lol:

@Terry wrote:

Caff..dial 999.

The police will normally be there in 20 minutes if it’s a murder.

Obviously, being booted out of the JC chatroom is far more serious so they should be there a lot sooner.

Good luck x. My thoughts and prayers (along with everybody else’s) are with you at this devastating time.

Are the police there yet…..?

Sit…

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@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What do you do with cheese with holes?

Do you eat the holes or spit them out and put them to one side on your plate?

Panda…your standup routine needs a bit of work (and preferrably a new scriptwriter).

I hope you’re not offering. That really would be the end of my career! :P

@Terry wrote:

Caff..dial 999.

The police will normally be there in 20 minutes if it’s a murder.

Obviously, being booted out of the JC chatroom is far more serious so they should be there a lot sooner.

Good luck x. My thoughts and prayers (along with everybody else’s) are with you at this devastating time.

Are the police there yet…..?

Sit…

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@Terry wrote:

White for me please, luv x

Oh oh….panda is giving it large with that pout again…..

Nice try, Telboy. Big, big, big failure on my ethnic origins, though.

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

I’m not a particularly girly girl at the best of times, give me sports, cars or filthy jokes anyday over clothes make up and babies :x

A great answer pol x. Do you fancy a pint down the pub then?

Well half a pint yeah, women shouldn’t drink pints its unladylike. i do have some ladylike…

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@Terry wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

I’m not a particularly girly girl at the best of times, give me sports, cars or filthy jokes anyday over clothes make up and babies :x

A great answer pol x. Do you fancy a pint down the pub then?

Well half a pint yeah, women shouldn’t drink pints its unladylike. i do have some ladylike qualities :lol:

@Terry wrote:

Well Julie (Andrews) and myself are on the table next to you Rubes.
I’ve asked her to stub that spliff out and she’s told me to shut the f*** up and order her a bacon sandwich. Where’s panda and her little notebook when you need her?

Oh I see Les Dawson has just come in and there’s a piano in the corner. :shock:

He is playing all…[Read more]

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a…

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@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just…

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@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just as i opened…

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@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just as i opened your reply tel, i…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were here (in my…

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@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were here (in my imaginary…

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@Terry wrote:

Football photographs look much better when the ground is full. An FA Cup match I covered.

Jumpers for goal posts? :P