[Terry]

@moonshadow wrote:

Fasty is just a legend in my book

The legend of deceit in my book. Seriously, you just don’t read anyone’s pms – he did though. :evil:

[Terry]

@toybulldog wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Funny, didn’t have you down as someone who shopped in Lidl, thought you’d be an M&S kind of guy… :-

his opinion jen holds about as much weight as a lidl carrier bag ……… :- :wink:

you’ll keep, young lady

x

Cath has nailed ya. It’s not the first time either……

I guess moon will have to behave herself these days.

[Terry]

@kent f OBE wrote:

I can’t wait for the 22nd :lol:
(spanks Terry)

I can’t wait either, but I didn’t realise you were going to broadcast it on here.
Ah well, the room is booked – it’s the same as the one we had last time. Love you and can’t wait to see you again x

[Terry]

Giles Coren, writing in the Mail today, pretty much summed up my thoughts on the subject;

To be a man in this country is constantly to have to apologise for oneself and to be ever so very careful about every sentence we speak or write which contains any reference at all to members of the opposite sex.

While at the same time, and this is the shame of it, we ourselves are fair game for women. While sexism from men is the outstanding social crime of the modern world, women can say absolutely whatever they like about us.

For make no mistake: sexism is alive and well in this country and applauded in all quarters — as long as it is practised by women. And they are allowed to say the most terrible, terrible things.

Only last week, for example, Jo Brand, the newly crowned Best Female TV Comic at the British Comedy Awards, was on Have I Got News For You and replied to the question ‘What’s your favourite kind of man, Jo?’ by saying: ‘A dead one.’ Oh, how the audience fell about. And the other contestants, all male, chortled away too.

I’m not saying it wasn’t funny. I’m just saying we live in a world where the thorough-going awfulness, uselessness and superfluity of the male sex is such a given, that a frontline television comic can get big laughs by saying she’d prefer it if we were all dead.

And I’m trying to imagine a world in which I am on that show and they say, ‘What kind of women do you like, Giles?’ and I reply: ‘Dead ones.’ I just don’t think it would get the same laughs, do you?

Here’s another of Jo Brand’s (excellent) gags. ‘What’s the way to a man’s heart? Straight through the chest with a kitchen knife!’ Again, not unfunny. But predicated on the idea that killing men is hilarious. Whereas killing women, as we all know, is a very serious affair and not to be joked about.

It’s not just Brand, it’s all women. ‘What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a penis?’ they joke. ‘A man!’ they all reply, and clink their chardonnay glasses and chortle till dawn. How on earth did this get to be OK?

[Terry]

@jen_jen wrote:

@terry wrote:

I’d love to emigrate just to get away from the obsessive religious and politically correct martyrs of this country.

You’d just be swapping one set of the above for another.

Oh god, don’t tell me it’s a worldwide thing. :roll:

[Terry]

I’d love to emigrate just to get away from the obsessive religious and politically correct martyrs of this country.

[Terry]

Happy Birthday ruby x. .

[Terry]

Where’s the meeting being held?

[Terry]

@thin ice wrote:

pete was guilty of racial abuse
posted some nasty stuff and paid the price :

Pete was always winding someone up with personal abuse.

I worked him out. He was (and probably still is…) an alpha male. He hates the thought of fellow men on message boards getting more attention from the women than he does. He loves women and wants them to love him back. He’d even make you a free siggy to win your attention.

[Terry]

@jen_jen wrote:

And Pete did do something to get banned, quite deliberately.

He killed a man by boring him to death.

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