[Terry]

Do I get a medal when I get to 1,000 posts?

[Terry]

@panda12 wrote:

What do you do with cheese with holes?

Do you eat the holes or spit them out and put them to one side on your plate?

Panda…your standup routine needs a bit of work (and preferrably a new scriptwriter).

[Terry]

White for me please, luv x

Oh oh….panda is giving it large with that pout again…..

[Terry]

Well Julie (Andrews) and myself are on the table next to you Rubes.
I’ve asked her to stub that spliff out and she’s told me to shut the f*** up and order her a bacon sandwich. Where’s panda and her little notebook when you need her?

Oh I see Les Dawson has just come in and there’s a piano in the corner. :shock:

[Terry]

@mrs_teapot wrote:

OK… I would love to sit down with people from my past…. but you would not know them… so celebrities…errm…. well a few…..

Elvis for sure, he would be the Elvis from his black leather days… the Las Vegas costumes he wore later are a no no! He would order a peanut butter banana and bacon sandwich… his favourite :D Also Princess Diana.. just so I could tell her how gorgeous her sons had turned out….. and Robert Redford from his Butch Cassidy days…. just cos he was gorgeous… oh and maybe Johnny Depp…. no explanation needed :D

They’d need big tables to seat that lot.

I just hope panda is the waitress that serves you….

[Terry]

@rubyred wrote:

I was thinking more Coffee Tel.. laced with something stronger..but yeah its fashionably done up like a greasy spoon, red checked table cloths..a half eaten prawn salad ciabatta (hers) and an old fashioned silver service of cream cakes.(mine) hehe.. jaysus im there ! I tell her a filthy joke and we sing Donald fagen and james taylor songs….One more ciggie then we will move onto the imaginery outside seating of the bar next door.

Don’t go next door Rubes. Apparently Vee is already outside in her micro mini skirt, swigging from a bottle of Jamesons and puffing on a woodbine. Her makeup is a mess as usual.

[Terry]

@panda12 wrote:

@terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were here (in my imaginary cafe..) who would you most like to be sitting opposite having a coffee and a chat with..?

And what would she/he be wearing?

You Tel, dressed as a Flower Pot Man:

Thanks. :roll: And what would you be wearing?

Me? I’ll be dressed as a Flake, slightly unwrapped, of course: :wink:

That’s ok then…as long as you’re not eating one. :wink:

[Terry]

@rubyred wrote:

imagination rules.. !! but in my imaginery cafe you would be able to smoke.. I would be people watching with Amy Winehouse, dreamily staring out the window and folks are dressed for the beach.Amy and I would lower the tone, but thats allowed as its a bohemian Cafe.

I love it Ruby. I see a table top with salt and vinegar pots, an ashtray, two big mugs of tea and a bottle of ketchup. And Amy with a chip between her thumb and forefinger gazing outside. :P

[Terry]

Mind you, she’s not bad.

[Terry]

@rubyred wrote:

@terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just as i opened your reply tel, i was cramming grated cheddar in my mouth. I should make myself something to eat but prefer to pick.

good thinking though.

/sets up the cheese.

Extra strong cheddar I hope, Rubes.

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