The Observer

Have I started you two off again? :lol:

The fact that you have Lucky on your side makes the comments from the rest of us ‘redundant’ :lol: ……joke Lucky :wink:

Sounds like a good job…………….to leave.

@*Sian* wrote:

Oi crusty!!! Nice you are out my box and in the public domain again :D

@rubyred wrote:

/exhales…! no wonder ducker,,yer tight fandango was choking me !!!

/passes sian a tena laydeeeeee

@*Sian* wrote:

Tena lady or 5 :P I am a p[isser, gushy goofer me :P

@rubyred wrote:

and its a “super scoosher lights are gonna find me,,smiling…

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Welcome back Ruby xxx

Even tho you aint been away :lol: Tiz nice to be missed eh!

I have a fear of conkers! Ever since I got a ‘strings’ when I was a young’un and nearly took my wrist off. That finger of fudge advert used to make me cringe. I think I will never conquer my conker fear. :?

p.s. I still have my all conquering ‘One Hundred and Oneser’ and… it’s still rock hard 8)

The Green Eye of the Yellow God

THERE’S a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There’s a little marble cross below the town;
There’s a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

He was known as “Mad Carew” by the subs at Khatmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
But for…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

wheres that? can i see?

The soap forum :wink:

did she smell

From ear to ear….apparently!

@Squeezy wrote:

I have to go to bed – I’m shattered tonight

xsxsxsx

I am shattered too!

@Squeezy wrote:

And what constitutes a special occasion? :)

Again, this was almost one, but I have resisted. People CAN get the wrong impression and I sure don’t want you getting it. :twisted:

@Squeezy wrote:

I think it’s nice of James to be so concerned.

I’ve seen her posting elsewhere though – so there’s no need to worry. :D

I almost smiled there, but then thought NO, special occasions only :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol he has done Ob’s a poem for dawnys wedding… lol

I know :wink:

Load of shyte it is too :lol:

Actually I was impressed, Mary we will have to keep the day jobs! :(

@James Belfast wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Your startin to sound like an old woman James

yeah sorry ffs someone slap me!!

I agree with fastcars, next you will be writing poetry!

@Bat wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

If your keyboard is faulty, then you should take it back to where you bought it from and get a replacement. What you shouldn’t do is try to sell it to someone else. That is very naughty, shame on you [-X

I dont KNOW thats its faulty though, I have no idea why I cant get windows to recognise it. I,ts bound to be…

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You forgot ‘The Observer’ :twisted:

I am watching ‘Carry On Loving’ now LMFAO :lol:

If your keyboard is faulty, then you should take it back to where you bought it from and get a replacement. What you shouldn’t do is try to sell it to someone else. That is very naughty, shame on you [-X

leaves terrible stains though

I am equally unreliable, so you can count on me too. :lol:

@pikey wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hey obs its ok doll !! i cant stand that pikey kunt,,but thats not you !!
I mean No harm to you..as a clever fellow poet :)

Well that’s my day ruined. :lol:

and so it should! I can see your link between Rubyred and beetroot, you saucy minx :wink: :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Not you. You’re forever Runway. Observer is Spocos.

:oops: Still doesn’t explain spocos :?

Oh Obs you need handcuffs, you’ve been a naughty naughty boy!!!!

I was about to say “Sian, you want to runaway as this is no place for a lady” Now I am not so sure :lol: :wink: