The Observer

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Soz, Spocos.

No worries. :lol: I have been trying to appease her, but I think she is just playing hard to get. Bloody women. :twisted:

Sian, why do I need the handcuffs?

I blame you pikey! You were nasty to Rubyred and I am getting the backlash. :?

@*Sian* wrote:

Obs are you stirring our ladies up again???

:-s

Should I be getting back into my box?

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

:lol:

Heck, I am making a right @rse of this. You said you was miserable and Bielzebub seems the same. I was just trying to match you up. If thats your pic, then you will have no trouble finding someone to take care of you. Why even pete offered his loose change :wink:

Honestly though, if you take any of…

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@rubyred wrote:

NAH MATE,,,YER INSINUATING ME AND BEATTY ARE MISERABLE !! I SPEAK TO BEATTY A LOT,,AND HELL I EVEN TELL HER OFF ! BUT SINGLING FOLKS OUT ISNT GOOD !

OK, you are all miserable fookers. Is that better? You are being overly sensitive to my remarks. I mean no harm and wont use you in jest again!

Sorry

:lol:

Heck, I am making a right @rse of this. You said you was miserable and Bielzebub seems the same. I was just trying to match you up. If thats your pic, then you will have no trouble finding someone to take care of you. Why even pete offered his loose change :wink:

Honestly though, if you take any of this seriously, you are absolutely drop…[Read more]

Eh?

Tiz I that is the idiot. You were right all along!

Hey, I am only joking Ruby xxx

Who would want anyone with a name like Bielzebub anyway :lol:

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I have been trying to introduce you to Beilzebub on another thread :wink:

Shame mate, as you seem like a real catch.

Have you tried Beatty Blue? She is a right miserable fooker and I am sure you will get on very well. Failing that try Rubyred, as she will have anyone. :wink:

hame????

Hey stop pulling my poems to bits :twisted: :wink:

arts
farts
haste
paste

I just stuck plagiarists in coz Poshy (my match mate :) ) said I had poached it :twisted: She was of course, quite correct! Would I have wrote such nonsense? :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

Did you write that Pepper? If so, you should become JC’s Obituary Columnist. Should we have an Obituary thread???

We should dedicate one to MaryJ. Most of her threads die a quick death. :lol:

Didn’t someone more famous ‘Die This Day’ :-k

Beatty, you are more miserable than me. :lol:

Did you try to work out the date from my formula? No-one seems bothered and I wonder why I bothered to impart some knowledge onto you philistines :twisted:

As a famous cobbler once said “That’s the last you’ll get off me”

@Gyps wrote:

I sponsored a white tiger for my mate recently Gal, she loved it!

What did the tiger have to do? If it was a walk (do tigers walk or do they stroll around nonchalantly in a ‘I am the king of the jungle’ kinda way?) and did you sponsor per mile or just a fixed payment? Personally I would never consider sponsoring a tiger. After…[Read more]

:lol: Very funny :roll: :twisted:

I try to write a poem
on the classic thread of arts
I struggle to find a theme
and then I think “Oh yes!! Hen’s farts”
I scribble down my thoughts
I admit mostly in haste
But like all good plagiarists
I end up doing copy and paste (egg….geddit)

Hey don’t laugh, it’s no fun being an egg.

You only get laid once and takes ages to get hard :(

Bloody Keyboard Worrier :twisted:

You didn’t put your score up MaryJ

I expect it to be much lower than the generality of Justchat

*cough*

I haven’t been on here a while
and my pencils getting wetter
Mary poems are still shyte
and Owen’s aint much better

:)