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    The Observer replied to the topic its a bit quiet around here in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @pikey wrote:

    :lol: Soz, Spocos.

    No worries. :lol: I have been trying to appease her, but I think she is just playing hard to get. Bloody women. :twisted:

    Sian, why do I need the handcuffs?

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    The Observer replied to the topic its a bit quiet around here in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    I blame you pikey! You were nasty to Rubyred and I am getting the backlash. :?

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @*Sian* wrote:

    Obs are you stirring our ladies up again???

    :-s

    Should I be getting back into my box?

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @The Observer wrote:

    :lol:

    Heck, I am making a right @rse of this. You said you was miserable and Bielzebub seems the same. I was just trying to match you up. If thats your pic, then you will have no trouble finding someone to take care of you. Why even pete offered his loose change :wink:

    Honestly though, if you take any of…

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @rubyred wrote:

    NAH MATE,,,YER INSINUATING ME AND BEATTY ARE MISERABLE !! I SPEAK TO BEATTY A LOT,,AND HELL I EVEN TELL HER OFF ! BUT SINGLING FOLKS OUT ISNT GOOD !

    OK, you are all miserable fookers. Is that better? You are being overly sensitive to my remarks. I mean no harm and wont use you in jest again!

    Sorry :cry:

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    :lol:

    Heck, I am making a right @rse of this. You said you was miserable and Bielzebub seems the same. I was just trying to match you up. If thats your pic, then you will have no trouble finding someone to take care of you. Why even pete offered his loose change :wink:

    Honestly though, if you take any of this seriously, you are absolutely drop…[Read more]

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    Eh?

    Tiz I that is the idiot. You were right all along!

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    Hey, I am only joking Ruby xxx

    Who would want anyone with a name like Bielzebub anyway :lol:

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    The Observer replied to the topic All by myself… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    If I were a rich man,
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
    If I were a wealthy man.
    I wouldn’t have to work hard.
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    If I were a biddy biddy rich,
    Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

    I have been trying to introduce you to Beilzebub on another thread :wink:

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    The Observer replied to the topic Birthday in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    Shame mate, as you seem like a real catch.

    Have you tried Beatty Blue? She is a right miserable fooker and I am sure you will get on very well. Failing that try Rubyred, as she will have anyone. :wink:

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    The Observer replied to the topic chick in the board Art, poetry, music and film 19 years, 3 months ago

    hame????

    Hey stop pulling my poems to bits :twisted: :wink:

    arts
    farts
    haste
    paste

    I just stuck plagiarists in coz Poshy (my match mate :) ) said I had poached it :twisted: She was of course, quite correct! Would I have wrote such nonsense? :lol:

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    The Observer replied to the topic Samuel Beckett in the board Art, poetry, music and film 19 years, 3 months ago

    @James Belfast wrote:

    Did you write that Pepper? If so, you should become JC’s Obituary Columnist. Should we have an Obituary thread???

    We should dedicate one to MaryJ. Most of her threads die a quick death. :lol:

    Didn’t someone more famous ‘Die This Day’ :-k

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    The Observer replied to the topic So when is Easter? in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    Beatty, you are more miserable than me. :lol:

    Did you try to work out the date from my formula? No-one seems bothered and I wonder why I bothered to impart some knowledge onto you philistines :twisted:

    As a famous cobbler once said “That’s the last you’ll get off me”

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    The Observer replied to the topic Help needed in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    I sponsored a white tiger for my mate recently Gal, she loved it!

    What did the tiger have to do? If it was a walk (do tigers walk or do they stroll around nonchalantly in a ‘I am the king of the jungle’ kinda way?) and did you sponsor per mile or just a fixed payment? Personally I would never consider sponsoring a tiger. After…[Read more]

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    The Observer replied to the topic chick in the board Art, poetry, music and film 19 years, 3 months ago

    :lol: Very funny :roll: :twisted:

    I try to write a poem
    on the classic thread of arts
    I struggle to find a theme
    and then I think “Oh yes!! Hen’s farts”
    I scribble down my thoughts
    I admit mostly in haste
    But like all good plagiarists
    I end up doing copy and paste (egg….geddit)

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    The Observer replied to the topic chick in the board Art, poetry, music and film 19 years, 3 months ago

    Hey don’t laugh, it’s no fun being an egg.

    You only get laid once and takes ages to get hard :(

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    The Observer replied to the topic me new keyboard in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 3 months ago

    Bloody Keyboard Worrier :twisted:

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    The Observer replied to the topic slut test in the board Jokes and humourous links 19 years, 3 months ago

    You didn’t put your score up MaryJ

    I expect it to be much lower than the generality of Justchat

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    The Observer replied to the topic AbitofMary_J’s Smokin Parlour… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    *cough*

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    The Observer replied to the topic typin shyte in the board Art, poetry, music and film 19 years, 3 months ago

    I haven’t been on here a while
    and my pencils getting wetter
    Mary poems are still shyte
    and Owen’s aint much better

    :)

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