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haha I love Billy Connolly :lol:

It’s good you can laff when you are obviously in pain xxx

Have you heard that Frank is making yet another comeback? He is deed the noo and appearing larger than life in London (you know, that place in England!)

Well done William, although I knew YOU would get it right……You old smoothy you :wink:

I think you should dedicate a poem to them. I will contribute of course! :D

I thought real men kept their women well f’ucked and poorly shod :lol:

Mary, your love of Disney reminds me of that Scootish joke…..

What is the difference between Frank Sinatra and Walt Disney?

Frank sings but Walt Disnae :lol:

Hows yer back today?

@Soulie wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

Dont know if this is going to work, but if it does my sis is on the left and im on the right

your sister is a stunner, and you not so bad yourself,

well i did’nt want to say your sister is a stunner and leave you out, as that would be rude, so yeah, both good looking, kind of girls i would approach on a saturday…

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@TADpole wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

may I ask a question..?? how did he scare your 6 yr old…?? did he threaten them in the Flesh..?? if so I would of got the police involved..??

or did your child read these vulgar remarks on your pc screen…?? if so… why is your child reading whats typed in a interoom room…

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There was a young fella from Reading
who for a bruising was heading
He comes on this thread
posting shyte from his head
and expects Beatty Blue to be bedding :twisted:

killed in the rush :lol:

Are you talking about me Beatty?

Oh I say :oops:

This thread has really gone downhill. Fancy mentioning Leeds on here :roll:

who mentioned smoke? :lol:

@TADpole wrote:

Got to have nice teeth above all else.

Not above the nose though as that would put me off.

There was a girl who sold her virginity on the net not long ago. I am sure she raised a few grand from some middle-aged bloke. She was a lesbian too :? I am not sure if that made her more or less attractive. I think I was her perfect mate too in all respects except money. I haven’t got two pennies to rub together. If I did I would hope one of…[Read more]

Crazy you are so sexy, I am even thinking of giving up the fags :)

Many thanks for your comments James. I too had a tear in my eye typing it. I don’t know about the Eurovision Song Contest but I bet we could give those Euro types a run for their money in a Snog Contest…… eh Crazy :wink: mwahhhhh

So much for your 1st post :lol:

Jack said meekly, “can’t get it up” :oops:
Jill was so dismayed :shock:
I’ve climbed this bloody hill for you :)
and now I can’t get laid :twisted:

@lancsman48 wrote:

brains,intellect & sense of humour are a must.

neigh lad, the unfermented juices of grapes is a must!

I do hold you high in regard
but must you make it so hard
if I can’t be rude
then I really am screwed
I shall just have to try avant-garde

I prefer them to be female, with a sense of humour and if I felt hungry, then I would hope they tasted like chicken. :D

@crazy chick wrote:

I’m Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :lol: :lol:

That’s quite atrocious!

My parrot would never sh’it on your pc screen, it is sandpaper trained 8)