The Observer

You get birdsh’it on your pc screen?

I might have known you would be the ‘awkward’ one Peco!

I will consider hyphenated words as long as they are not rude and don’t rhyme with edge :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

tooth ache

That’s one word :roll:

I think you may be posting on the wrong thread. If you are in doubt try any of Oss’ threads. They are probably just up your street. :wink:

I didn’t :lol: :wink:

Big headed? :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

@William_A_Edge wrote:

I see you’ve had your picture taken again Angelwolf :roll: :lol:

Yeah and replaced by that one of the pretty woman… Hey I hope you are not thinking that I am hateful, wicked, spiteful etc William – I am just taking the pish out of your poetry and if you are going to post your stuff on the boards…

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

O Obnoxious
B B*stard
S Simpleton
E Endlessly
R Rudely
V Violating
E Everyone’s
R Rights

My 1st observation is that you have not quite got the hang of this :lol:

It should read

O bnoxious
B astard
S impleton
E ndlessly
R udely
V iolating
E veryone’s
R ights

There is no need to repeat the first l…[Read more]

@TADpole wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

may I ask a question..?? how did he scare your 6 yr old…?? did he threaten them in the Flesh..?? if so I would of got the police involved..??

or did your child read these vulgar remarks on your pc screen…?? if so… why is your child reading whats typed in a interoom room aimed at over 18’s… maybe a silly…

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Can you transfer them back again, as they are shyte :lol: :wink:

I want to beat you beat you bad
I want to make you scream
To beat you black and blue
and make your knickers cream

I am really very mad
you don’t know how mad I am
I want to tan your hide
and record you on webcam

You think I’m just a stick
a worthless piece of wood
but let me tell you misses
I’d make you cum I would

A Woman’s Dream (A Cross…[Read more]

@James Belfast wrote:

Just does as he’s told
Always is wrong
Moans when he’s cold
Elephant dong
Some poetic licence obviously

Sorry William but :lol:

James you bugger :lol:

I have something in mind for this thread too :wink:

Crikey NO I welcome your posts and I fear I may have prevented others from posting on your poem. It was very good and up to your usual standard.

I have even gone so far as to check out your web link and I think it is you that is the pro :wink:

Awww Crazy Chick you are making an Old Curmudgeon very happy :D

I have to tell you I have led a life bereft of cuddles and kisses I was a very ugly child and my mother was not the most affectionate of women. Unlike my aunt Mabel, who took every opportunity to pull me onto her rather ample bosom. She often left me gasping for breath and to…[Read more]

The 5 minutes referred to how long it took me to write it :wink:

I am glad I have made you smile :D

Oh and I just found out you are American 8)

Yee-ha as you say!!! :wink:

Lovely poem again :)

My variation on your theme…….

Puffing and Panting

I am not as young as once I was
and my libido has waned somewhat
I craved your body night and day
and for you I was always hot

I remember lasting hours and hours
trantic sex a chanting
but now it’s over in just a trite
with lots of puffing and panting

signed

‘The 5…[Read more]

p.s.

Galaxy, I hope you are not reading this :oops:

You have now got me looking for sex aids for the disabled :lol:

Here take a look at this site>mybackisfooked.com<

I recommend the ‘saddle’ as it has scotch guard and with you being scotch an all :wink:

You want the calmer Karma Sutra by the sounds of it…..awwwwww

Well I can’t find that 60’s one you wanted but I have found the Chaz and Dave ‘Stars over 45’ version :lol:

All together now……

We’re gonna take this, opportunity
To play some old time songs
We got a lap-trap on the off-beat
And a bass drum on the on
Stars over 45, we’re gonna…[Read more]

I think what you are looking for is garage, urban or hiphop. I think that is what they are called :lol: Or maybe it is just dance, is it?

Galaxy might know seeing as she is of the age group.

Maybe a bit of Cheeko who is number 1 at the moment in The Top of the Pops charts. Not my sort of thing but as loud as possible with a good beat seems to…[Read more]

Hi MaryJ looks like the mountain has to come to Mohammed here :lol:

I remember the ‘Stars on 45’ very well, but I don’t think they would go down well at an 18th birthday party.

My particular favourite is the Beatles one 8)

The Stars on ’45 keep on turning in your mind
Like “We Can Work it Out”
Remember “Twist and Shout”
You still don’t “Tell…[Read more]