The Observer

I am sorry Peco, but I feel I must reply to Crazy Chick as she has so graciously taken the time to reply to me. Here was me thinking that those oooo’s and xxxx’s were noughts and crosses and all the time they were cuddles and kisses. :)

I hope that we are not on the slippery slope to becoming internet lovers, as I have read what has happened to…[Read more]

Peco, I think you are onto a winner here!!!! In theory it should run and run and may go down in the annals of Message Boards history as a classic, along with the ‘Hello and Goodbye’ and ‘How are you feeling today?’ threads.

As for your concern at the lack of replies on your posts, I think I can allay your concerns. It apears that the average…[Read more]

I see there is an ‘American Woman’ online who has walked straight past this really interesting thread and posted a picture of a really ugly bloke. Do you think she would have replied had we used the letter ‘z’ in place of the letter ‘s’ where applicable? I will give it a go……

“There’z no buzinezz like show buzinezz like no buzinezz I know”

Yes, that sounds reasonable to me too.

I have noticed that about you. Why use 2 words when 50 will do :lol: It is not a criticism, merely an observation.

We are failing miserably attracting new posters here. I blame myself so don’t you go to bed worrying that no-one likes you.

(I still think it’s Crazy Chick btw!)

Sorry, only me again!

Is unexplainable a word, or did I mean inexplicable?

I have been trying to think of an invention to tag onto your currently ‘unreplied’ inventions thread. However I am not the inventive kind but I will keep thinking.

pps

I think the ‘guest’ is in fact Crazy Chick but like many others, I think I may have scared her off.

ps

I have noticed that there is only 2 online and 1 guest, so I guess that’s you and me and someone else. If you get lots of further views then it is one of us 3 keep returning for some weird unexplainable reason.

I am one of those you speak of.

I am perusing the boards and although many of your threads are ermm interesting, I cannot think of a decent reply to most of them. This thread however merits a reply or do you think I should f..k off now before I dig myself a hole?

McLewd?

In the 1980’s McThatcher would have been a ‘Son of a b’itch’ then?

:shock: :lol:

Oh I say!

Is this what you poetic types call a ‘per verse’ :wink:

My only criticism is that I am sure you meant ‘licking’ and not ‘liking’.

Keep it up Mr Edge :)

@Soulie wrote:

which footballer has played around in

london derby
manchester derby
liverpool derby

Was it Stan Collymore?

He was a right tart and I know he was in Derby a lot.

@snuggs wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

whoooooooooo hooooooooo snuggs xoxoxoxox

think you could be rite hunny ,
:lol:

mind you how many newbies put hello on the boards,
then you never see them post again :shock: lol

well theres a lot of folk on here with 0 posts
dont see the point myself
i hav 12 forums to get round in one day
and thats after…

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@Catz wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Giggles, I am leaning t’wards you again :D

That Catz is too slow for my licking :wink:

Oi listen matey if anyone is licking here it’s me :wink:

You didn’t answer my questions :twisted:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Giggles, I am leaning t’wards you again :D

That Catz is too slow for my licking :wink:

@Giggles wrote:

all I can say is thank fook for observant people then :D I do have a feeling that there is a cat somewhere around here though too :wink:

:wink: ps…love the poem

My poem?????

Which one? I write so many :lol:

@Catz wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

d. no fooker else is posting :lol: :wink:

I am! :D

Hi Catz :D

Are you:

a. more beautiful than Giggles?

b. funnier?

c. I forget c

and more importantly than that…..

d. going to PM me? :lol: :wink:

that other fooker didn’t :(

Hey, I am only replying to you because:

a. You are one of the top 3 totties on the collage(as stated by ermm whatshisname)

b. You have a sense of humour

c. You like Beatty as I do :D

and more importantly…..

d. no fooker else is posting :lol: :wink:

Yes, you are right Cymorill :oops:

I apologise Angelwolf :(

I will go find a pathetics corner somewhere…….

It’s like a poets corner only errmm less poetic :twisted:

Ooo you are awful…..but I like you :wink:

Exactly!!!!

I bet you’re the kinda girl that runs her finger around the spout to stop the dribbles dropping off the end and making a mess and then inserts said finger into mouth savouring every last drop. :wink: :D

Yes, poor Mr Barker

BJ and FB did some classic toons :lol:

I remember only this from all their ermmm ‘classics’

Sung in a Country and Western Stylee…..

“One day I went into a department store,
and said to the girl who was standing by the door,
I want some material to make me a belt,
I want to know where I can get felt.

We knew what…[Read more]