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Is that the Two Ronnies as Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat Belly Jones?

I remember the program before Antiques Roadshow……Going for a Snog

“Has Arthur Negus seen it?” :lol:

wtf has Beatty got to do with antiques????? :?

Sorry Cymorill, I for one was not being critical, merely Observant. :wink:

I have made my own version of ‘October Night’

On a crisp October night
I stood in some dog poo
It was definitely shyte
As I smelt it on my shoe

Critique away :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

You’re not thinking ‘Ayres’ too are you :lol: :wink:

Only joking Pam :D

@James Belfast wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

To Cymorill

Next time before you spake
unless you have thick skin
to jump in with both feet
may result in egg on chin [-X :-

LOL. But I am glad Cymorill gave his opinion as some constructive criticism of your poetry was long overdue. Angelwolf – may i suggest if you are going to experiment with a…

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To Angelwolf00

30 words at random!!!
I’m not sitting on the fence here
but to get them into order
and make a rhyme that’s sense dear

Is really such a task
and one beyondeth most
I think I will get off my fence now
and hammer home my post :D

(cut short due to distraction!!!!) :P

To Cymorill

Next time before you spake
unless you have thick skin
to jump in with both feet
may result in egg on chin [-X :-

@pikey wrote:

:D What are you planting and cutting back about now?

I have a lot of unused seed from last year that I must deposit somewhere. I am sure it is ecofriendly, so I guess I can just flush it down the toilet or leave it for the binman to collect. Or possibly I could give it to Mrs Lovejoy next door, she is always asking for it. :D

And I thought the ‘g spot’ was a myth :? :lol:

You can all relax now as I have gone down at last. *phew* I blame the food at the seafood restaurant last night. The lobster disagreed with me! I said the pea soup was lush and the lobster said “it’s not”

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Not another bloody scot :shock:

Have you ever been taken up the Mississippi ? :roll:

@Morticia wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

Sorry…I wanted to have a go at flaming :cry:. Actually, this is my second topic I have made in a year :lol:

LOL :lol:

Try copying and pasting another thread ??????? quote someone’s name on it then let the games commence. :lol:

I have been watching you and you are nowt but a sh’t stirrer :lol:

cats and kiddies are not a good mix Angel :(

Take my advice and you will not look back in anger :wink:

@The Observer wrote:

Sorry Angel xxx

Gud fooking morning to you too :D

Happy? :twisted:

A tip Angel and I don’t give many for free (being a financial advisor 8) )

Get rid of the cat….they don’t love you and they p’iss the neighbours off :twisted:

Sorry Angel xxx

Gud fooking morning to you too :twisted:

‘cat chup’ is better than ‘cat sh/it’ believe me :-…

Get fooked :lol:

It’s not an abscess is it?

I am well hung too
oh Beatty, Beatty Blue

Cry Baby :twisted: