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    The Observer replied to the topic Come On The Pride! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    @*Sian* wrote:

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    @*Sian* wrote:

    I don’t like that lanky fooker Crouch, he looks like a high jumper, not a footy player, mind you like myself, he gives good head

    tut!

    Pah! :lol:

    Are you making spitting sounds? Tastes nasty…so I have been told! :lol: :twisted:

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    The Observer replied to the topic DONT GO OUT… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    Yes, not all men can cope with being tossed from side-to-side in a viking longboat and come out safely at the other end.

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    The Observer replied to the topic Come On The Pride! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    @*Sian* wrote:

    I don’t like that lanky fooker Crouch, he looks like a high jumper, not a footy player, mind you like myself, he gives good head

    tut!

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    The Observer replied to the topic DONT GO OUT… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    If you are expecting to see Richard of York give battle in vain, then you may be disappointed!

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    The Observer replied to the topic little world cup fun in the board The locker room 19 years, 1 month ago

    Well I was top……….once. :roll:

    It’s a funny old game1

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    The Observer replied to the topic DONT GO OUT… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    @Soulie wrote:

    the elements are pretty good too :)

    Maybe this weekend, but I bet it pisses down by Wednesday!

    In fact I believe it will be doing so in Scotland before then……serves them right for not supporting us in our hour of need! :lol: :twisted:

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    The Observer replied to the topic Favourite national anthem in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    The Original ‘God Save The Queen’ lyrics were very anti-scots and doesn’t have a place in our politically correct society. The same goes for the ‘Flower of Scotland’ which is very anti-english. Much better to have kept with ‘Scotland the Brave’ which is non-offensive and a great stirring song. My personal choice for an English anthem is Jerusalem 8)

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    The Observer replied to the topic DONT GO OUT… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    What!!!!! When you can watch the football highlights! :twisted:

    This is music to my ears………GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

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    The Observer replied to the topic Where’s Dawny?? in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    I thought maybe with all this sun we have been having, she had turned into a lobster! :lol:

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    The Observer replied to the topic Come On The Pride! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    The English, the English, the English are best:
    I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!
    The rottenest bits of these islands of ours,
    We’ve left in the hands of three unfriendly powers,
    Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot,
    you’ll find he’s a stinker or not.

    The Scotsman is mean, as we ‘re all well aware,
    And bony and blotchy and covered…[Read more]

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    The Observer replied to the topic Dream Interpretation in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    @Poshy wrote:

    How many lions? If it was three.. could be a good omen for England in the World Cup :P

    Did one have a bad foot?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :lol: That was a lame joke!

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    The Observer replied to the topic Pigeons in the board Getting serious 19 years, 1 month ago

    @Drivel wrote:

    @ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

    northern delicacy??? yorkshire must not be too north then :D

    never in my life have i met anyone in yorkshire who eats pigeons :-…

    if i ever do, i will kiss the french flag and make a new thread stating that eating snails is a socially accepted thing to do.

    the two most evil acts of treason a Britisher could…

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    The Observer replied to the topic chat up lines in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 1 month ago

    @AbitofMary_J wrote:

    @Spanish wrote:

    I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!

    thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol

    Nowt gets passed you eh…[Read more]

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    The Observer replied to the topic post now not valid in the board Getting serious 19 years, 1 month ago

    Nothing wrong with having to return to work because the money has run out. We all have to live and it’s the main reason we work. However, I agree with the others that you should try and return even though it must be difficult as you have told us your state of mind. Sitting at home only makes your mind play tricks and think up all the worst…[Read more]

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me…

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me littleun winnin me a goldfish at the…

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me littleun winnin me a goldfish at the fair. :D :D

    I thought the…

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me littleun winnin me a goldfish at the fair. :D :D

    I thought the giving out of goldfish at fairs…

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

    @PATS wrote:

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me littleun winnin me a goldfish at the fair. :D :D

    I thought the giving out of goldfish at fairs as prizes had been banned!

    dont…

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    The Observer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 19 years, 1 month ago

    @PATS wrote:

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    :lol: rubes latest update or shud i say *captains log* on her girls progress. i’m in stitches !.

    oh an me littleun winnin me a goldfish at the fair. :D :D

    I thought the giving out of goldfish at fairs as prizes had been banned!

    dont tell my kevin that!!!!!!!!! [-X…

    [Read more]

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