[The Observer]

Is that the Two Ronnies as Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat Belly Jones?

I remember the program before Antiques Roadshow……Going for a Snog

“Has Arthur Negus seen it?” :lol:

wtf has Beatty got to do with antiques????? :?

[The Observer]

Sorry Cymorill, I for one was not being critical, merely Observant. :wink:

I have made my own version of ‘October Night’

On a crisp October night
I stood in some dog poo
It was definitely shyte
As I smelt it on my shoe

Critique away :lol:

[The Observer]

@james Belfast wrote:

@spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

You’re not thinking ‘Ayres’ too are you :lol: :wink:

Only joking Pam :D

[The Observer]

@james Belfast wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

To Cymorill

Next time before you spake
unless you have thick skin
to jump in with both feet
may result in egg on chin [-X :-

LOL. But I am glad Cymorill gave his opinion as some constructive criticism of your poetry was long overdue. Angelwolf – may i suggest if you are going to experiment with a poem then you explain what you are trying to achieve from the outset. The likes of Cymorill (or other experienced people) will maybe be more willing to offer comment then, without fear of being ‘set up’ for a mickey-take by The Observer. Unless you like the obsequiousness of Spanish and Co, of course – in which case, carry on you are doing just fine.

I think you will find that Cymorill is a she :wink:

[The Observer]

To Angelwolf00

30 words at random!!!
I’m not sitting on the fence here
but to get them into order
and make a rhyme that’s sense dear

Is really such a task
and one beyondeth most
I think I will get off my fence now
and hammer home my post :D

(cut short due to distraction!!!!) :P

[The Observer]

To Cymorill

Next time before you spake
unless you have thick skin
to jump in with both feet
may result in egg on chin [-X :-

[The Observer]

@pikey wrote:

:D What are you planting and cutting back about now?

I have a lot of unused seed from last year that I must deposit somewhere. I am sure it is ecofriendly, so I guess I can just flush it down the toilet or leave it for the binman to collect. Or possibly I could give it to Mrs Lovejoy next door, she is always asking for it. :D

[The Observer]

And I thought the ‘g spot’ was a myth :? :lol:

You can all relax now as I have gone down at last. *phew* I blame the food at the seafood restaurant last night. The lobster disagreed with me! I said the pea soup was lush and the lobster said “it’s not”

Anyone fancy having a baby? I have been saving myself for someone special and that someone might be YOU :arrow:

[The Observer]

Not another bloody scot :shock:

[The Observer]

Have you ever been taken up the Mississippi ? :roll:

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