He’s been going out with a girl
Her name is PATSY
But last night she said to him
when they were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen FAST I love you
But there’s this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me …..
Who’s this bloke he asked her
TIGGYYYYYYY , she replied
Not THAT poof, I said dismayed
yes but he’s no poof she cried – HE’S MORE A MAN THAN YOU’LL EVER BE… (& taller) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here we go, two three four
FAST was so upset that HE cried all the way to the chip shop
When he came out there was TIGGY standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah, PATSY, and they were both laughing at HIM…. (Cos he was wearing a tutu)…. :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for TIGGY
Just cos he’s better looking than me
just cos he’s cool and trendy
but I know he’s a tall bloke, Tiggy is a Tall bloke
Tiggy is a Tall bloke, Tiggy is a Tall bloke
Here we go, two three four
she’s a slut, and he’s a creep
she’s a tart, he’s very cheap…… and tall…. Not five foot six.!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: