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king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
Wow, Linda, are you and Q not talking? I hope you are OK.
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king_strongbow replied to the topic If we could turn back the hands of time in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
Blessings, in the wink of an eye ;)
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic If we could turn back the hands of time in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
it wud be good and bad to turn to beable to go back in time.
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic Nobody said it was easy… in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
all about luck
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king_strongbow started the topic Nobody said it was easy… in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
Nobody said it would be this hard (that’s what she said)…
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king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see you again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
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king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
I’m not very good at poems:
My sweetheart is a troll,
She’s clearly on the dole,
I love her as she has a beautiful hole,
The end…Thanks
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
There was a chatter called mr q we have been sent
Been compared on the boards to a slimey toad and david brent
Fishy stories of cycling make Bradley wiggins go red
No doubt they are true cause mr q said
His posts are great reading never a chore
Ive met some deadheads in my time this blokes a bore
Mr q rode from somerset to Scotland in 8…[Read more]
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king_strongbow started the topic Why does the penis insert the vagina… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 8 years, 3 months ago
Our daughter was curious one day, the typical stuff, how are babies made! Babies are made when a mans penis (a cock) enters a woman’s vagina (a pussy), but mum last night you had daddy’s cock in your mouth, what is that for? That’s for jewellery darling…
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king_strongbow started the topic The lion, unprotected sex, and a umberella in the forum Jokes and humourous links 8 years, 3 months ago
My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:
Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
the title – your 1 in a million – seems like someone who wud be like a celeb or ceo, something what is rare.
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king_strongbow started the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
I believe when I did this joke I was really drawing the line.
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king_strongbow started the topic We need protection… Lion King in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
I was dismayed, me and my partner, we never thought we could have a kid, we did everything to protect against having a child…
We visited our doctor, I said to him, how could this happen, we wore protection, I never fucked her once without putting on protection…
He said to me, I remember a story about a man, a hunter, he would go out each day…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic So my son asked me why his big sister is called Teresa! in the forum Jokes and humourous links 8 years, 3 months ago
It’s anal m8, he loves anal x
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king_strongbow replied to the topic I won't lie to you… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
My baby girl, she did that drawing, I love her x
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king_strongbow started the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
Look at the importance:
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king_strongbow started the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 8 years, 3 months ago
Look at the importance:
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