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@toybulldog wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

:lol:

I’d forgotten about you and now discern a smell ?

………ah yes.

The engendered Aspergers son of China, soon banned, who’d take people to task about their spelling yet who couldn’t quite get his/her words right when making threads.

Yes, the Nut Job.

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@Ironduke wrote:

After a long night of making love,the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.He begins to worry.’Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks.
‘No, silly,’she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues.
‘No, not at all,’she says, nibbling away at his ear. ‘Is it your dad or your…

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@Ironduke wrote:

An old, blind Texas cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to…

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. Men will screw anything. :P

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist. :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2no4xBL-zc

wow…..idiocy reached new heights. :?

@Tom wrote:

I’d say I’m a tad unstable.

awww someone’s feeling left out..

batty… can you please conduct another poll based on Tom’s self proclaimed instability? :shock:

@Pete wrote:

I only go nowadays

hahaha! :lol:

@LucyLocket wrote:

well……after being resuscitated….I would pay off everythinnnnnng my family and I owe……..buy a nice house…………..Invest some for my Daughters future………and give money to help victims of dosmestic violence that need a new start in life :)

Hello Princess Lucy :D welcome to the boards! ♥

@Tom wrote:

I’m quite looking forward to it, we’re so over-stretched we’ll probably have to call conscription. Cleanse the nation of all the yobs and baseball cap wearing yobs littering the streets these days!

South Korea has now vowed a ‘huge’ retaliation against the North. South Korea’s leader, Lee, stated that a huge air, land & naval assault…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

I need to embed a vid…. help please? :?

Depends where you are embeding it from and to, some sites like this one, don’t allow direct embeding others do, some have features that do but require certain actions to allow the code to work ? If you join photobucket, they have a new feature fo videos, when you upload…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Times the flight due in again ? :lol: :oops: :wink:

You tell me :P

:o
Oh dear lol, should’nt let my mind runway with itself should i ? :o :oops:

I need to embed a vid…. help please? :?

@GAZLAN wrote:

Times the flight due in again ? :lol: :oops: :wink:

You tell me :P

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

2.06-2.50…lol!!!!! :lol:

At least pick up when i ring :lol: :wink:

I don’t gamble missy, but i bet i could if you showed me :D

Oh I don’t gamble Gaz, but….as always.. you are the exception…. :P

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

:lol: very :wink:

I can see why lol :lol: :wink:

2.06-2.50…lol!!!!! bet you cant do that :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

OOOh mind my toes :lol:

Now don’t ya feel all safe ? Dontchaaaaaaa ????

:lol: very :wink:

:roll:

*does the “told you so” dance*

@cosy.m wrote:

id like to retract my statement,about batty,cos ive just seen her pic,now if that is her,she looks sultry and gawjus,and well up for it.
her personality needs sprucing up a bit
but hey you cant have everything :P

hahaha Cosy!

She is beautiful and damage control time! :wink:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

:shock:

mmhmm sure….Freudian slip Gaz? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x8634oDQ04&feature=related :P

:shock: Go on then, as it’s yoooooo :P

:wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

awwwwwwww

Congrats!!

Many peaceful blessings to you and your family.

@GAZLAN wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

omg I hate that I clicked this…. I was terrified of this as a child and now I have to relive it!
:o

mwahh . . . . That’l teach ya
:lol:

tut . . . that’s meant to have ahaha on the end as well. It wasn’t a mwahh, not a real mwahh lol . . . Not that i wouldn’t . forget it :lol:…

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