Tiz Me

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

pml, i probably would.

(buy another, not have intercourse with soulie, that is!!)

a TT in a good mood = a TT generous with his green. (and I don’t mean my willy)

Ewwwwww @ green, you drink that? Cheap – Skate! :lol:

I’m still trying to trace my real parents, not much to go on though. I’ve typed in the name: “We don’t want to know,” but they’re not listed. Running out of ideas now!!

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’ll text ant to tell him to text soulie to remind him to text ant to text soulie about a reminder about texting ant, then ant will text soulie to text me to thank me for texting ant to remind him to text soulie about remindimg him to text ant to remind him about texting soulie as a reminder to remind him, then i’ll text ant to…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i said i was in a good mood, i didn’t say i’ve just had the greatest sex in months so i’m an economic pushover for the next 24 hours!

LOL – so,… If you had great sex, then you’d buy me another.

*Calls Soulie*

About that favour you owe me,… Well,… :shock:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

me and ant’ll be those dads that sit on the park bench while our kids are playing, and we move closer and closer together until our hands touch eachothers knees, then we suddenly stand up and walk away from eachother when our kids look our way

PML – where did they get you from? :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

ok.. but can you text me to remind me to text you

So long as, you text me, to text you, to remind me to text you! :shock:

Well FU CK ME lol, that’s a first. I’ll have two then. :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

can’t win with us.

either we’re being really sick & gay, or just plain soppy :shock:

PML, nothing soppy about it.

@Soulie wrote:

i reckon you would make a great dad ant

Thanks Soulie, i’d like to think i would be too, and an even better one on an emotional level. Just a shame that things have to be so complicated in life.

You want kids too Souls?

GUILTY!!!

Have you ever seen someone so amazing, you wonder if you’d ever see them again?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

the way i see it, the earlier i get to have a baby the better, cos it means when it’s in its teens, i’ll still beable to do ‘dad’ stuff, instead of being an old man that can’t do anything cos of a bad back or what ever, i don’t wanna be in my 50’s and 60’s when it’s in its teens (mainly cos i don’t think i’m gonna last that…

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@Soulie wrote:

i shall.. no can’t email.. was one of these free datying sites i joined months ago about xmas… it says to read this message, please pay £5.. f uck that… but in her profile it says… i just sent you a message (my name) call me… on such a number

she looks alright.. but sounds dodgy to me, think i won’t bother, shes only up…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

it’s not a dream ant, it’s a nightmare, look at that dark figure crawling from under your bed, taking off its cloak, a decomposing willy hanging out, bending you over your computer desk, gagging your mouth with toilet paper, pounding you over and over again!

ahhhhh wake up wake up!

isn’t that strange, your nightmare is my wet…

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Guilty, had to do it to get to work, and fu ck me, i aint as good as i used to be. (At running lol) :lol:

Ever got lost in a new place, and had no money for a bus,… taxi etc?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

well they are from essex :shock:

Oh well,… Say no more! :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

its all just a dream.. and have you rang that number yet… i got a funny email from some girl… who says she is real, and says i saw your profile.. please call me… should i call her?

Well, she must like you to ask you to call her, otherwise shed have just stuck to E – Mailing you bud. :wink:

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

=o( i want a little baby
i let an ex i loved dearly go, and now she has a baby, that could have been mine

Sorry to hear that Tommy, but there’s plenty of time, and despite the banter etc, i know you’d be able to teach a child a thing or two. Think you’re quite mature and opinionated for your age. Good qualities to…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

:shock: well if you like dogs bumming you i can always arrange that!!

OH, and you’re a pimp for dogs now aswell are you? Pervert!! :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

Have you seen how much they cost? I just pull out and say THANKYOU! :lol:

i say, you’re welcome

Please tell me that this is all a dream, and that i don’t actually have these sordid conversations???

Not – Guilty!

Ever asked for sex only minutes after meeting a female?