Tiz Me

Question:

What did Michael Jackson say when Posh accused him of slipping into Romeo’s bedroom?

Answer:

It was massive, so big i cried! Come on gals, boost my reputation

Big Jim, my old cell mate, he used to give me ikkle cuddles, and nurse me to sleep. :shock:

Question:

What did you say when you moved your position from behind the bushes at the nudest camp, to up on the hill? :lol:

Answer:

Never again, it was dreadful.

Guilty, but not in Justchat! It didn’t end well either. :shock:

Anyway lol,

Have you ever thought about batting for the other side?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

well he seemed like nice lad.. which is more than can be said for his mrs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bet it was hard at first to determine who was the man and who was the woman! :lol:

*Goes into hiding*

Hi Stevenage. :)

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol already told ya I aint doin phone sex… try Tommy

I did, but he ejaculated before i even got the chance to say: “Hello.” :lol:

lmao lovely

Funnily enough,… :lol: That’s what he said!

Don’t take too long to think about it ok? I have a lot on the list.

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol already told ya I aint doin phone sex… try Tommy

I did, but he ejaculated before i even got the chance to say: “Hello.” :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

:shock: how rude!!!

That’s what I said after reading your last message! :P

Suppose you aint going to be using your phone in a while are you? :lol:

I’m not on about the sex proposal, i’m asking if you’re happy. :lol:

Not Guilty, wouldn’t know where to put the phone! :shock:

Ever had text sex?

Reading some cheeky pm’s???? More like bloody typing them!! :lol:

Is that a YES, or a NO then?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

hehe reminds me of the lad I met on holiday… think he was a bad un lol :lol: :lol: :lol: From the Valley??? woteva that means lol

Normally if you have shyte from someone, you say: “I’m in with the Valley Boys, so don’t start.” 8 out of 10 times they won’t, unless they know people from there too. Anyway, enough said,…[Read more]

I’m happy, are you?

Guilty. :wink: :lol:

Have you ever had cyber?

We were talking about Welsh Slang last night!

Down here, “Hey Boyo, lend me a fiver is it?” normally means: Say yes otherwise you’ll have a kick – In lol. :lol:

Hello! Is it safe to come in? 8)

See ya’s all later. 8) x