Tiz Me

@Made up name wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Cheap! – Like the girl on checkout 12… PML.. :lol:

let’s hope :lol:

Comes in handy her working in Tesco’s… If you go on a date, you can give her the money to buy the flowers to give to you, so you can give them to her… Jeez, i’m so good at giving advice… :-

Anal… :-$

Farm Foods is ok too… Cheap! – Like the girl on checkout 12… PML.. :lol:

Lmaoooooooo… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, oh yes, again, again, faster, faster… :shock:

Women who get randy after a night out/party… :shock:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Made it all up as i went along Dee.. :lol:

somethings never change :P

I know, i did lie… It was a D.V.D, not a video… :lol:

and you were in it lol

I was an extra… :oops:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Made it all up as i went along Dee.. :lol:

somethings never change :P

I know, i did lie… It was a D.V.D, not a video… :lol:

Tickling the **** :shock:

Rocking the bed… 8)

Penetration… 8)

PML – Oh God, why am i laughing at this? :lol: [/quote]

Licking… :wink:

Double meanings:

When a woman says: “I need.” It normally means: “I’m going to get.”

@Squeezy wrote:

‘What’s ‘in’ but it’s ‘out’?

This is a riddle someone has asked me…any suggestions as to the answer.

I though of oxygen…it’s inside us and outside at the same time. :?

Or a curve…..for the same reason.

But they’re not right…help… :D

Husband late home from the pub?

He thinks he’s in, but nope, he’s definately OUT!! :lol:

Jerking off…

Isn’t it hard when one member of the family argues with the other, and it makes it hard on the rest?!

When feeling Randy, Stevenage likes to service all members of the….

Answer:

Refund…

@Made up name wrote:

just getting ready to go to the gym and making a shopping list so i can hit tesco on my way home 8)

I like Tesco’s, it’s cheap…

Green…

About 6… :oops:

How old were you when you first had a bf/gf?