Tom

I was your favourite chatter, admit it. You had a homo-erotic tendency towards me.

I remember when Adeboje and I spent a very romantic night together in an old Nigerian shanty. He did complain a bit too much, though, but the gag saw to that.

I poo in public, is that a problem?

Jen Jen is spot on. I think it was Jen Jen that said it. I agree. I could have stood as an independent, but, I chose to stand for the BNP cos I knew it’d cause controversy and attention. The kind of controversy I crave.

As for you, PB, once I’m in power, I intend to make your family the rulers of Italy. So blooming be nice!

I’m a loyal…[Read more]

Nowt wrong with wanting to topple capitalism and spreading wealth equally amongst those deserving of it. One day the working classes will rise up and topple our corrupt system.

I know you disapprove of my association with the BNP Ruby. But fact is, what choice do I have?

Labour/Tories/Lib Dem. Capitalist pigs.

I’M NO COMMIE THOUGH.

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Besides, not my fault that my thread is the only one interesting enough to post on.

I do not wish to tell you what I had to eat today, how I feel, what I’m wearing or if I’d like to f*ck the person above me.

I’m also left winged when it comes to economics. Fair economy for all and nationalisation. Fuck the rich and death to capitalism.

People need to learn that left/right does not refer to social stances, but only to economic stances.

You have………..

left up right
down

Blair, was right-up. Stalin was…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

Don’t forget me Tommy – The one who dedicated all those songs to you.. :lol:

I kind of helped you along the way. You just make sure you remember me, when you’re up there in the spotlight! :lol:

I will always love you my sweet, and shall never forget you. Come the glorious revolution you shall be my chief of staff!

As for…[Read more]

Wow, JC people are still shy!

Me in a Londinium hotel.

Grow up the lot of you! Britain doesn’t exist any more, it hasn’t existed for a long time. It is a tiny, insignificant third world island off the coast of Europe. It’s a dumping ground for chavs, criminals, terrorists and third world colonists.

Get a grip, live your life, die in peace and if you don’t like it – then it’s your own fault. Too late…[Read more]

@Sarah 30 wrote:

That’s what some people will have you believe but where I work they’re queuing up next to the the clocking out machine ten minutes before the end of shift.
Does anybody here rate them as hard workers? My experience tells me different but I’m only making my judgement based on the 15 or so that I work with. :roll:

I agree. Poles…[Read more]

A fictional character of a long by-gone era.

Like Garnett & Mitchell.
Bowie & Stardust.
Richie & Vicious.
Lydon & Rotten.
Holmes & ToXen.

I only registered 10 days ago. I think he’s got me mixed up with someone else y’know.

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I always thought devolution was good, but independence bad. But the SNP-led Scottish govenrment has brought shame on Scotland and embarrassment to Great Britain. If the Westminster government has the power to dismiss the current Scottish government, which is really a glorified form of local government that we, in England,…

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@Pete wrote:

@Tom wrote:

I’ve never said anything about drugs in my life. I do believe you’re mistaking me for a fictional character!

Apart from pages and pages of “legalise all drugs” in the Getting Serious” forum [-X

? What are you talking about? I don’t think I’m the one on drugs mate. I’m not the one hallucinating :lol:

Please do point me…[Read more]

What are you talking about? Blimey this board has gotten more paranoid as it has aged. Will asked me if it tasted nice, I was answering him – check page 1 I think it was near the bottom.

Crikey! You’re all so full of testosterone and needlessly hostile. It really is strange behaviour.

And it depends what kind of beer you like, Will. I like traditional Yorkshire ale, so I’m making one of those, so to me it’ll taste nice. TO a lager lout it’ll taste horrible, like lager tastes horrible to me.

Incidentally, though, I do have a 2lb bag of light malt, which is used to make lager. My auntie likes lager so once my fermenting barrel…[Read more]

@Reason wrote:

If you doubled the ingredients it aint gonna be any stronger,you’re just gonna have double the amount of ale :?

That’s not true. If you simply doubled the amount of water and hops you’d have double the amount of ale. But when you double the amount of malt and brewing sugar, you double the strength as it is the malt and sugar…[Read more]

Sorry I’m being a bit unfair there. By ‘Scotland’ I’d like to make it clear I am solely referring to its parliament and ultimately whoever agreed to the release of this evil monster. I am certainly not referring to the Scottish people as a whole, who I am sure are probably as sickened by his release as we are.

All with the exception of Ruby who…[Read more]

I love watching big buff sweaty men in tiny trunks.