Tom

Crikey! :lol: :lol: :lol:

What? Tastes just like a lightly salted yogurt! :lol:

Instead of tiring yourself out trying to think of one, just admit there is none? Be easier than sitting there working your brain so hard you’re yawning! :o :wink: :lol:

About time we did away with government anyway, it’s all a load of b*llocks. String the lot of ’em up.

@Hairy-Knuckles wrote:

So, my mates boy is stupid. He likes butter in a Chocolate Spread sarny. Which is blatently ridiculous.

Who does that? No-one, that’s who.

All replies stating otherwise, will be ignored, as it just isn’t right.

P.S: I hate Chocolate Spread.

Personally I prefer sweet piccalilli in my chocolate spread sandwiches.

@Hairy-Knuckles wrote:

As you can quite clearly see, there’s just a slight chip on the top. Any offers?

Not much humping quality left in that. Got a battered up kettle or breadmaker? If I have a threesome with them it should make up for their respective conditions! :o

@Hairy-Knuckles wrote:

Hi, I’m new.

That is all.

Hi all! I’m new, too! First time in! o/

I usually got drunk, took a few Es, stared in the mirror for a few hours and soon enough all of the world’s answers would fly at me.

I denounce chemicals and plea to everyone never to use them – but I will admit, it’s fantastic knowing absolutely everything about absolutely everything because of them!

:!:

Happy birthday indeed you old git! :P

Goat spunk flavoured! :D/ =P~

I’ve always been fond of Terry. He’s never done me wrong.

In all seriousness, I do not support or like David Cameron, my e-mail I sent to Downing Street was largely a joke, hence the sarcastic over-tones in the writing style.

But, there is truth hidden in there, regarding him being under constant attack from the newspapers.

Also, there’s no such thing as a left winged party in Britain. Name me one.…[Read more]

Since when have I ever been a Capitalist wanna-be? :lol: I’ve always hated Capitalism, I don’t ever recall not once claiming to be a Capitalist nor wishing to be one.

I oppose Capitalism, always have, always will.

So that’ll be left winged* thank you.

Crikey :lol:

Crikey!

Cor blimey!

Bloomin’ ‘eck!

Gosh!

Golly!

CRIKEY!!

Sorry, been ages since I’ve seen someone using that, made me giggle :lol:

@a certain sadness wrote:

I think people are a lot more touchy in life than they were years ago tom, thats been dragged on to the internet too.Its very difficult to express yourself sometimes in words and people can easily take things the wrong way.Even the keyboard warriors on here are not much good nowadays, they have little to offer in abuse and…

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@J_in_France wrote:

Personally I have no problem with sites using ad-server sites to pay the cost of providing the site, but I do find it a pain when the advertising is intrusive to the point that it is very difficult to bypass or takes over a large percentage of the page limiting access to the page. For example there is one site that appears on…

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Yeah it’s just not the same as it used to be. There’s always been mudslinging but, it was always taken on the chin with a pinch of salt, all in good banter.

Now it’s just pure pathetic bitterness, is why i’m not around much any more, don’t really bother with chat sites now

Because they’re very bitter about their lives, Anc. People are nasty to them in real life, they’re too cowardly to stand up for themselves and develop a sense of self pride, so instead releash their frustrations upon the internet where they can’t get smacked in the mouth for it.

The only reply I got so far is:

Dear Tommy,

I am writing on behalf of the Party Co-Chairman, Baroness Warsi, to thank you for your recent email.

It is good of you to get in touch and make us aware of your thoughts. Your feedback is noted and I will be sure to pass your comments on.

Thank you, once again, for taking the time and trouble…

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stfu. die!

:lol: :oops: sorry couldn’t resist :oops: (joking, btw!)

One has an STD-infested c*ck who suffers from low self-esteem and zero sense of self pride.

The other has an STD-infested vagina who suffers from low self-esteem and zero sense of self pride.

Not much difference really. One’s a c*nt the other’s a pr*ck.