• I’m in the furniture trade
    Got a new job today
    But stick the cretin
    On the number-three lathe

    Went down the town
    To a HM club
    The sign had a cross
    Through a couple well-dressed
    They looked at my coat
    They looked at my hair
    An Easy Rider coot
    Grabbed the edge of my coat
    Said: ‘You’re too smart for here’
    I said: ‘I’ll see the manager’

    He was the…[Read more]

  • Time is a healer.

    Each drizzly dawn and subsequent sunset add one new perspective that you can’t possibly have imagined at the actual time of loss. Maybe in other solar systems but certainly not in this one.

    For this we then feel an added guilt, that we are in some way being disrespectful to the departed, by the simple matter of getting on with…[Read more]

  • are you mad ? are you that seriously deludingly crazy ?

    Every Post Ever Made was an attempt to claim the MHG, I’ve read a billion posts of self-serving shyte such as yours, but I want more; and forgive me JL but some of us don’t play by such antiquated rules, and look forward to the 22nd Century where grovelling in the moral low ground is…[Read more]

  • then we can cut out the middle man, forego any attempts at moral high ground and accept good advice accordingly.

    Or not.

  • then we can cut out the middle man, forego any attempts at moral high ground and accept good advice accordingly.

    Or not.

  • @J_in_France wrote:

    Is this the new game in the forum three chat room?

    This afternoon Helen has been having a private chat with someone in the room who has not said a single word in the room during that time, but has been gagged three times during that period. At the same time there was a debate going on about migrant workers and various points of…

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  • a chatter called Tintin had a debilitating medical condition that prevented him from going out much, not that that stopped him much mind.

    But JC was a godsend to someone like him anyway. He found Love, and Friends and Good Companionship during his very short time on this planet.

    Go stick that on your site reviews.

    .

  • got ‘Access Denied’ here once. . . . . . . . . .

    I treated it like a winning lottery ticket, so went straight out and got into drunken fights with total strangers who made no sense at all.

    It was very similar to actually logging on.

    .

  • :lol:

  • got ‘Access Denied’ here once. . . . . . . . . .

    I treated it like a winning lottery ticket, so went straight out and got into drunken fights with total strangers who made no sense at all.

    It was very similar to actually logging on.

    .

  • a chatter called Tintin had a debilitating medical condition that prevented him from going out much, not that that stopped him much mind.

    But JC was a godsend to someone like him anyway. He found Love, and Friends and Good Companionship during his very short time on this planet.

    Go stick that on your site reviews.

    .

  • a glasgow mafia film. quite possibly involving Frances McDormand and sundry ice-cream wars, would interest me greatly.

    Last year Brenda Blethyn filmed a scene right outside our house that featured on ITV the other Sunday , a programme called ‘Vera’ about a north east detective.

    We gave her a glass of water, and chatted and that, and she was…[Read more]

  • a glasgow mafia film. quite possibly involving Frances McDormand and sundry ice-cream wars, would interest me greatly.

    Last year Brenda Blethyn filmed a scene right outside our house that featured on ITV the other Sunday , a programme called ‘Vera’ about a north east detective.

    We gave her a glass of water, and chatted and that, and she was…[Read more]

  • toybulldog replied to the topic Tintin in the board Chat forum three boards 12 years ago

    lol Cath
    oh like the thunder, lightning, and motorway brimstone/fire on that last night !

    The best are always attended by extreme dates and weather conditions when they depart. It’s like the earth itself rages at their departing.
    I’ve noticed this before as a sign that I will make much more sense of when I too am gone.

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  • I don’t generally like films about intensely machiavellian, misanthropic policemen who indulge in cocaine, alcohol abuse, and sexually abusive relationships. Closest I can remember to this was Harvey Keitel once, and it involved nuns .

    But hey it’s Irving Welsh and you only live once. How much better would his stories be though if set in Glasgow ?

  • I don’t generally like films about intensely machiavellian, misanthropic policemen who indulge in cocaine, alcohol abuse, and sexually abusive relationships. Closest I can remember to this was Harvey Keitel once, and it involved nuns .

    But hey it’s Irving Welsh and you only live once. How much better would his stories be though if set in Glasgow ?

  • True Grit was okish but they were better off with original screenplays.

    Loved ‘ No Country’ . . . . . . especially the ending that kinda went nowhere and felt real to my very bones, and would watch Torturro hanging up his own washing.

  • @rusty trawler wrote:

    The biggest issue I have with JC is the regular trolls/idiots and their sole aim appears to be to puncture any harmony in the room and they use it as a platform for their own nasty brand of hate

    O M G you’re so wrong !!

    The Best Place in the Whole World Ever is kicking-out time on friday nights + 30 MINS for the kebab to…[Read more]

  • tinks

    there’s a whole life out there.
    Why don’t you grab it with both hands ?

  • tinks

    there’s a whole life out there.
    Why don’t you grab it with both hands ?

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