toybulldog

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

It’s Bloomsday again people!

” When , lo, there came about them all a great brightness and they beheld the chariot wherein He shall ascend to heaven. And they beheld him in the chariot, clothed upon in the glory of the brightness, having raiment as of the sun, fair as the moon and terrible that for awe they durst not look upon…[Read more]

my father moved through dooms of love

my father moved through dooms of love
through sames of am through haves of give,
singing each morning out of each night
my father moved through depths of height

this motionless forgetful where
turned at his glance to shining here;
that if(so timid air is firm)
under his eyes would stir and squirm

newly as…[Read more]

if at the end they are still level – on points, goal average, goals scored, penalties, free kicks conceded, yellow cards, red cards, corners won and the tossed coin lands on its edge in the grass – if after all that they are still level, then UEFA Rule 792 applies: –

” Each manager will be inspected for quality of dental treatment, hair…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Here endeth the lesson. Amen

innit, your trouble is you care too much.

says solemnly…….”Man born of woman hath but a short time to live”

(and so should threads started by you)

have been corrected by sunny.

It seems that WW3 did apparently kick off but not while I was there

fairplay – I’m adding this cos I don’t want her jumping up and nutting me in the kneecaps

They’ll soon let me out because I have no nose.

How do I smell ?

Suns

I was in baghdad when you were in ya dads bag

Fathers Day wasn’t around when I grew up, always thought that a bit slow on the part of the card manufacturers that. Good stuff btw folks.

Loving wot I got today, actually made a few tears well up.

As for the ol’ fella………….this ones for you Dad

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lWsuVuw5JO4

L O L !!

@cath 55 wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

this place is unbelievable

As for youre original comment Toy about this place being unbelievable did you really expect anything else?

A 100 replies and fifteen hundred plus views in just over 24 hours ? Great work PB ! Putting a thread up called “SUDDEN DEATH IN FORUM 3” ?? That’s positively inspired -…[Read more]

this place is unbelievable

The Pig

The pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and bacon.
Let others say his heart is big –
I call it stupid of the pig.

Ogden Nash

I’ve never put my foot in a hen

When was the last time you slightly grilled a parsnip ?

it’s been great to watch some of the football being played, the Dutch of course are on fire at the moment. I’ve also being highly impressed by the Croatians, they really are cementing their reputation as one of the very best teams in the world. But it means nothing at this stage when all you have to do is qualify for the quarter-finals, and on…[Read more]

@anna lancs wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@anna lancs wrote:

my sister who had breast cancer some years ago, endured a double mastectomy, and now has bone cancer….has just had the results of her scans…..Its not invaded her vital organs yet…..
I have her for longer than we feared……I am soooo happy today!!!!!! Put that in ya pipe and smoke it…

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now accepting it all with graceful serenity and a slightly bemused air of detachment.

thank you

@sharongooner wrote:

your out of line
below the belt
your brain is lined
with fuzzy felt

brilliant !!

perfect parody of a rottypost………….loving it !!

seems anything I’m waiting for from the continent is delayed. Apparently they’re all on strike. I think they’re all skiving to watch the football while the suns out and the so called “fuel crisis” is just a convenient excuse bunch of feckin lazy snaileating flamencodancing thighslappers the lot of ’em….

any of my lovely clients who ring to ask…[Read more]

running a marathon, against the wind, uphill, in clogs………..

@Pete wrote:

its old but hypnotic :lol:

blimey !!

I wouldn’t mind sailing on that rocking ship