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    toybulldog replied to the topic Big Phil at Chelsea in the board The locker room 17 years, 11 months ago

    but then there’s his “bad” points………proven internationally, won’t be intimidated by the so-called big names. I fink he’s gaw-juss……looks like a young gene hackman he does.

    I dunno, give it 18 months with that club then all change again I reckon. Maybe their first-choice Ancelotti will be free then.

    roll on August…….

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Zooropa in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    correct me if I’m wrong, but if there is a NO result then won’t they just keep having referendums until they get a YES ?

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    toybulldog replied to the topic The ENDGAME – Blueprint for Global Enslavement / Zeitgeist in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    ………………………………………………. and in second place was….

    ” Ere’s Anuvver Unwonted Siggy “

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    toybulldog replied to the topic The ENDGAME – Blueprint for Global Enslavement / Zeitgeist in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    The ENDGAME – Blueprint for Global Enslavement / Zeitgeist.

    ……..ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce this years winner of the “JC Thread Title of the Year” competition. So please give it up . . . . .

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Poll: petrolhead or tree-hugger? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    There is no ‘ two ‘ to decide between. My ancestors used to hug their trees in the rain forest. Not that they were namby-pamby liberal types, but because otherwise they’d fall out. Bloody argumentative lot.

    Then over time these areas of forestation would be compressed under the earth and become subject to extreme forces. And eventually become…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic People who drop litter as they walk in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    It must be a lower class thing. I mean I’ve never seen the Queen drop litter, probably because she has servants to throw her late night KFC wrappings all over peckham on a saturday night.

    It’s a hard one to call – what else did they say on the radio ?

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    toybulldog replied to the topic What f00ked you off (part two ) in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    too much work and not nearly enough play

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Euro 2008 Tips in the board The locker room 17 years, 11 months ago

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @Anita Gofradump wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    What do you call an Englishman in Euro 2008 ?

    The Referee :lol:

    old as your skids that 1, heard it last year!

    how could you? it was 2007 last year ](*,) :lol:

    gawd Pebbs…….sometimes you make me totally crease up but, sadly, I must inform you that the qualification procedure was…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Euro 2008 Tips in the board The locker room 17 years, 11 months ago

    Lets get behind the team. The hopes and aspirations of millions who live and work in this country must mean something ffs

    come on Poland…….

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Happy Birthday Cath! in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 11 months ago

    we talking about the same cath ?

    haha have a good one sweetheart
    xx

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Honest to goodness in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    Hello again nanny,

    Funny that, I checked my handy pocket-sized Mayan Calendar recently and yes, it did intimate a prospective reappearance. Nice to see you scratching among the combings with your favourite pickaxe.

    I’m fine, as always I have a lovelock plastered over my dexter optic with beargrease. Collar and cuffs pressed under the glitterball…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic ur siggy sarah 1 in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 11 months ago

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    I thought that was a cat fight and a dog fight was between two planes or something.

    Seriously, it was for me and in answer to an earlier request. But Two prancing un-named Sumo Bulldogs ?? errr thanks born ! (it’s uncanny how you’ve managed to capture my split personality so well)

    No it isn’t…….yes it is…….no…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic progress? in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 11 months ago

    Yeah I was born a hundred years too late as well; me mum still says she wouldn’t have wished that pregnancy on anyone……..

    It’s all just a monkey-bone spinning through the universe isn’t it ? Progress is what they knew in Greece three thousand years ago with the addition of two AA batteries.

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Honest to goodness in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    I just set fire to my nose

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    toybulldog replied to the topic A pets love is forever in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    @chickenman wrote:

    @Anita Gofradump wrote:

    “Pet love” You do know there is laws against that type of thing.

    Not in basildon !

    l o l !!

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Pats told in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    We are talking Daggers yes ? I am knowing this so easy, win me all quiz prizes for next twenty years now. dearest dagger is lives in Whalley Range and he working as torque wrench daily. How am I knowings this ? because I am his girlfriend ….yes true !

    I saw him in the bathtub yesterday – he was all latherly ! All bubbles were everywheres…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic JC’s Groundhog day in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    true though innit, it just seems to go on forever

    I’ve started playing this every time I log in now

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGlYT38DZY

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    toybulldog replied to the topic a little sip of vodka in the board Jokes and humourous links 17 years, 11 months ago

    There’s a good opportunity here for the Church to reverse falling attendances.

    To celebrate the virgin birth each year we could start wishing each other “Merry Cherry” for a start….

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    toybulldog replied to the topic What would you think in the board Getting serious 17 years, 11 months ago

    @minim wrote:

    @Sword wrote:

    @minim wrote:

    Fat is a feminist issue.

    Fat is fat and I laugh at those in denial.

    Last time I went for a swim in de nial, i emptied it and caused a famine in Egypt.

    Jumping in would surely have instantly irrigated all surrounding areas and created record crop levels. Therefore, you must drink what you paddle in, which…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic The Polite Post in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    and back to the thread again lol
    good afternoon sword you are looking fetching today a bit like me probably as you were up so late, baggy eyed and 10 years older lol, think i need some …is it cucumber u put on tired eyes ? i had to edit this now cos sian slipped in there lol afternoon sian u are looking…

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