toybulldog

@(f)politics? wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

these people who say “i wouldnt grass id tell them to their face” are full of shyte. The sort of benefit cheats i know of you wouldnt say fu.ck all to their face unless you wanted it re-arranging :lol:

God i wish you would stop thinking you know what people think, i would tell them face to face and in a way…

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I love bon bon……..

EDIT – had to change this from the original drunken rant – used the word that’s tattooed on me other knuckles instead

poli now’s the time to say it and don’t be blaming bon bon

I want to bear your children

born chats to me

but she never done me a mug nevermind a siggy is it cos i is black ?

Satan gave me a taco
And it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw
And the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
And the beans were so hard
I was getting kinda dizzy
Eatin all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce
And I ate every one
And after I was done
The salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
And…[Read more]

” And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”

” So we’re drinking and we’re dancing, and the band is really happening, and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high. And my very sweet companion, she’s the Angel of Compassion, and she’s rubbing half the world against her thigh.”

” Hello it’s me. I’m not at home. If you’d like to…[Read more]

yeah

me too

oh yeah some geezer called Vieira too ?

van persie, gallas, fabianski, djourou, fabregas, lehman, senderos…………also ljunberg, flamini been added to squad, henry, van bronckhorst, diarra……….hell Shaz there’s even alex manninger and nicholas le sulk for bonus laffs

we’ll manage : o )

popcorn – check
beer – check
pretzels – check
Czech team strip – check
phone off hook – check
pizza delivery number – check

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3zRh6HeZs – check

oh Ja bring it on you crazy diamonds…………………………

I was good at DT at school

’twas a sad day when they took dwarf-tossing off the curriculum.

Judgement of the Moon and Stars

You’ve got to shake your fists at lightning now
You’ve got to roar like forest fire
You’ve got to spread your light like blazes
All across the sky
They’re going to aim the hoses on you
Show ’em you won’t expire
Not till you burn up every passion
Not even when you die
Come on now
You’ve got to try
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sorry Shaz, totally forgot about the teeth bleaching aspect

(walks off mumbling…. suitably chastened)

@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

‘But this thread is funny !!

I’m not going to bother watching BB, I will just catch up on it all here.

and there’s a big difference between the two ?

errr…..but doesn’t karma come into all this ? A cheat has to forever look over their shoulders every day of their existence, until that anxiety manifests itself in their very personality and appearance. So an informer would match that level of punishment huh ? I don’t think so…..

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that’s incredible Sharon !

I once did ten bounces on a bouncy castle. As you might very well guess……stilletoes were a no-no.

: o )

‘scuse me for butting in – I lost interest in BB First series First night 5 minutes in…….though did watch a lot of the celeb one with Anne Diamond making bread, Les Dennis on verge of breakdown, Take That fella singing unfinished symphony.

But this thread is feckin funny !!

xx

no worries at all, and with respect, check this lot ready to conquer the world.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_ROO_hGcY

Now sunny’s posting in the arts
The world is truly on its head
Her crayon skills will break all hearts
And send you scuttling off to bed.

She’ll take a bunch thats coloured blue
and make pretend to hue and cry
Then shove ’em up ya fairy flue
And act all like she don’t know why !

She doesn’t mean to be a killer
(but her words made me pop my…[Read more]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

btw its Stockholm syndrome where the hostage starts to sympathise with the hostage-taker, don’t know why I’m bothered enough to post this, its probably because I’m bored out of my skull right now

yeah I once went to IKEA as well.

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