toybulldog

I likes ya style forget-me-not

and yes, so do the Stones, but you know what I mean

my thoughts are with his son……….Bo Selecta

i’m gonna tell ya how its goona beeee…….
BOMP DA-BOMP BOMP, BOMP BOMP
you’re gonna give some lovin to meeee……
BOMP DA-BOMP BOMP, BOMP BOMP

In 1964, when those nice middle-class white boys the Rolling Stones made their first visit to the States, they visited the Chess recording studios.…[Read more]

It’s political madness gone correct, or something like that.

You don’t think the Orange prize adds colour to the end of year celebrity back-slapping tush-kissing pointless validation season then ? I think some famous female writers have refused their publishers permission to enter their books for this.

Anais Nin (Havana)

LOL ! – oh I don’t think Bo would mind too much, even if it was a large gay trumpet, as long as he got his royalties.

actually I was thinking of the guitar signature from “Not Fade Away” by Buddy Holly. But as you’re most likely in touch with the man from Lubbock as well then you already know who Buddy would attribute it…[Read more]

my sides hurt !! excellent stuff

mate of mine was working in Saudi for a week. Everything was arranged by a big german company, including the instruction that breakfast was at 6.30am.

He went down to eat an hour earlier than that, and after a while this german fella appears and demands to know why he was there. “Oh I just woke up a bit early” says me mate.

At 5.30 the next…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

The baby is laying in a hospital with a slit throat.

dear god

I have known mothers who, in their deepest hours of PMD despair, say that they actually considered doing away with their kids. Only wildly thought it of course, and at that particular time as a terrible cry for help, and these are good loving parents. There are…[Read more]

well then………. as I said out loud when toolboys post got binned

“one less”

nah got fired for burning the place down – some mothers do ‘ave them huh? – so was just saying to Betty that I’d fix this pooter instead

……….computer explodes……..

we’re all related to Frank Spencer then ?

never mind the mouse, I fell for it ! that pesky creature eats better than I do……….

blimey that takes me back cath luv….I was the rhythm guitarist in that video.

He did a re-make and dedicated to me

(sings……………..” might as well face it you’re addicted to spuds, might as well face it……………..”

no of course you wouldn’t lie to me.

I truly believe that was both Charles and Eddy and not some pair of ecuadorian doppelgangers.

glad to be of help cath
xx

She makes me think of that guitar-playing nun in “Airplane” yanking out the kids life support system while crew + passengers join in with perfect smiling harmony.

I am woman hear me roar !! ……

yes nice roar dear, now run along and fetch us another beer, second half’s just started

yours
olivia neutron-bomb

@chickenman wrote:

The rest of the mp’s in a party dont give a monkeys what happens they just nod when asked so they can keep their pension & houses with hot n cold running callgirls on demand :?

I miss being an MP (was once elected representative for Battersea Dogs Home doncha know, before I moved to Barking). And it’s true, we never, ever,…[Read more]

Snoring ? no of course you didn’t !!

Not at all, in fact you sleep like an angel. Why did you think you were snoring ? That’s mad that is……like askin if ya bum looks big in that outfit that is, impossible to believe.

nope, never snores does you………

Why not put your own signs up explaining that the food is not only safe, but totally delicious and has been recommended by all the major critics. Never forget that you care. Put five michelin stars up along the skirting board, spread a few tasteful tablecloths around and create a little culinary ambience. Photo-shop some autographed pics of…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

how about adapting

or

feckin class !

This was a sensible thread, but with all the deleted posts it just looks silly now. Then again I’ve always attracted nutters.

As Sharon has often said, it does imply that all dodgy comments should be immediately quoted, although I might just have a wee problem with that. Cretins who constantly post rubbish looking for a reaction always seem to…[Read more]