toybulldog

Becks is captain cos we playing Trinidad AND Tobago, now they make us play two countries at the same time

and I don’t fink its right . . . . .

the trouble with these phone-in votes is that the viewpoint of the ‘not bothered’ isn’t reflected, because they’re, well, not bothered are they? Whereas the ones that rose to the bait did make a call, even if they were manipulated in order to provide a red-top headline.

Therefore you have entirely ignored the bloc apathy viewpoint from Daily…[Read more]

it only got the one song then ? seems a bit early to be trying for the xmas number one, and if thems the lyrics I’m gonna sue that Smash Hits.

as for you rubes demanding me a/s/l all the time……….now come on hun you know the answer to all three is ‘indeterminate’……….

(damn its a bit early to be waking up)

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(picks up thread by neck and returns to where it really belongs)

Isn’t the subject of this thread sad enough ? I mean mims and I have tried to lighten the tone but you guys are just silly with your petulant postulating.

ok you forced me to do it now……………

” i is liking ya trainers man gimmee your trainers, an that i-pod and mobile I wannit too…..don’t be dissing me man i get me mate nathan to…[Read more]

Tamil family, probably kept themselves to themselves so lots of speculation…………………all too sad for words…….

@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

ok…………I admit it
……I’M Spartacus !

No you aren’t !

ok ok…..i’m really Thpartacuth the lithping thlave, but ith not my fault we didn’t have elecution lessonth in the gladiator campth.

I defeated thoth roman armieth by having them fall about laughing everytime I made a thpeech.

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I’m out to celebrate too.

just found out that I’ve made the Olympic womens Beach Volleyball team. (thought I’d been a bit tired lately)……….. so watch out for me in August, when the camera pans down on to my pert bikini-ed bottom.

I’ll have some interesting finger actions for you all.

back on topic, I find it too upsetting to talk about the topic ,and prefer my brand of madness. Every culture has its nut-jobs.

back to eating – do you ever get the sense that some are very proud of the word ‘raw’……”I only ever eat raw fruits”.

unlike my ignorant neighbours who always bake their strawberries.

I was gonna fetch “Man Who Sold the World” but stumbled upon this instead

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BcwPoSExAiY

ok…………I admit it

……I’M Spartacus !

not sure about that…. I heard that you can eat 20 bananas in one sitting.

You must be a legend at your local supermarket taking all their supply once a week. How do you do it ? Hang them up to avoid bruising and let the starch turn to sugar ? It’s an interesting diet and you would do well in those competitive eating fingies they have in Japan.…[Read more]

Sad isn’t it. I guess Dawkins wasn’t speaking metaphorically when he called religion child abuse.

Makes me want to keep a copy of the Koran in the bathroom – the edition with soft, absorbent, 2-ply pages.

But things like this have happened in the name of all religions of course.

promised my ex that I’d sleep on the wet patch

and I really meant it too

“we’d like to know a little bit about you for our files”

great line, was even better when the Lemonheads done it

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

what makes me exceedingly ticketyboo is the way the super ar.senal approach the goal, it’s a bit like me love life…….exciting, tantalising, the crowd go ‘ooooh’………….but eventually no end product

l o l

hey now nuff of that…. its sooooo last season, onwards and upwards! Adebayor is getting new…

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If it’s anywhere near a stair, and you see it, and it’s got clogs on, and it goes clip-clippetty-clop……………………..well lets just say I got some song lyrics that may help that pesky dutch rodent situation

what makes me exceedingly ticketyboo is the way the super ar.senal approach the goal, it’s a bit like me love life…….exciting, tantalising, the crowd go ‘ooooh’………….but eventually no end product

l o l

@sharongooner wrote:

she popped on very briefly a while back now, when toy started posting. I had a wee chinwag about the footy with her, seemed very pleseant and very normal, hence why she dont post anymore!

well you never was a good judge of personality Shaz

I won’t talk to her at all, she once hid in a loaf of bread for six months

xx to sian