toybulldog

went………..to mow a meadow

toolboy went to mow

went to mow a meadow

toolboy and his dog

@*Sian wrote:

Who’s Termy?

me mate

who are you ?

would make a change from a broken metatarsal. That injury is soooo 2006 now…….

yeah gary working his magic sponge on ya rear end would be good for viewing figures too, truly a game of two halfs.

anyway I’d better mention scottish football or at least demand some money for hijacking this thread

best option of all is to be playing in the actual game Shaz. One position is “sitting in front of the back four”.

now I could do that………….in my armchair of course, would only have to get up to miss a penalty or two

@Bad Manners wrote:

The Video’s are very funny though. If it were proven he was dead the people from the CIA wouldn’t be able to make any new ones.

lol

I think if he was dead then the other side would make the most noise about it. So he isn’t.

a “celebrity” martyrdom would help recruitment against the great satan, and sadly we all hear too much…[Read more]

yeah the phone-ins straight after the match are great while emotions are still running high.

gawd they ain’t half had some muppets hosting that programme lately

of course seeing a game on the box is not the same as the real match experience. My trick is to watch with the sound off but use the commentary from 6-0-6, you get a lot more info that way.

great to hear that Danny Baker is coming back for the euros this summer

it’s not just Andy, I hear wayne is into the older woman as well

……….dem rooneys huh ?

I’ve always supported armchairs

They’re fab, you can watch games on Ceefax and knit a brightly coloured scarve at the same time. Don’t like pouffes though……..what have they ever won ?

love these furniture threads

a welcome to jenna

now why didn’t I think of that…………..

sorry just wondered

As a tax payer I do of course agree that it’s wrong. It’s the lower-paid key workers, ie most of them, which do need housing help though

did the keyworkers have to get in locksmiths ?

knew I should have never mentioned ‘chowder’

now I’ll have to kill ya and whats worse they’ll throw me out of the Magic Circle

@minim wrote:

You live at number 23 don’t you!

yes mims why……..is there another place where the Uffizzi queues start ?

@rubyred wrote:

can I borrow the vespa scooter,so i can go further afield in my hunt the jehovah !

jehovah-hunting ain’t as easy as it looks rubes. You have to stealthily stalk their watering holes, then follow the tracks to the savannah lands where they generally habitate.

Wait until you’re sure they’re all having a nice Sunday…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

Had to chuckle at you being Judith.

I have been to Florence before, it is a wonderful place, but I don’t think I found Armandos. I promise to go and eat the lamb chops there :)

I want to go to a few outlying villages and explore. It is amazing how many frescos etc. you can find in tiny little chapels in the middle of nowhere.…

[Read more]

Well Minim, at least you’ll miss the stifling summer heat, and the pollution from the Vespas as well.

And there really is a place called Armandos. The entrees will make your mouth water and you’ll never eat lamb chops anywhere else again. It’s not large or expensive and the operatic types go there. Its at the south end of the upscale shopping…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

genius thread.. noseyness got the better of me ,so i walked to top of street where number 23 is. A woman roughly my age was gardening,id seen her before on a ” nodding basis” we stopped and spoke,and spoke… as a double dare i brought up food cravings. mine genuinley WAS butterscotch angel delight,while pregnant. SO i felt like…

[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

well it’s not actually a poll Matt, but thanks anyway for posting that particular ejaculation