toybulldog

not exactly a classic

smith’s a decent manager but advocaat is a very good one

yeah happy birthday mate

Happy Birthday Shaz

x

from The Wasteland – part II – A Game of Chess

When Lil’s husband got demobbed, I said –
I didn’t mince my words, I said to her myself,
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Now Albert’s coming back, make yourself a bit smart.
He’ll want to know what you done with that money he gave you
To get yourself some teeth. He did, I was there.
You have them all…[Read more]

Soiree

One funny thing about loving someone
is how much you’ll put up with – her parents’
conversazione for example,
or being sweet to these fools she works with
who smoke inferior cigars and think
it’s savoir vivre, and drag me back to drink
inadequately, and long past my bedtime,
and put on records (God!) stuff like Ray Conniff.
And all their…[Read more]

and tell me nibbs which meets on JC don’t you go to ?

a list would be great . . . . .

me apos-trophies are missing I know, but it’s ok – luckily I have drawn them on to the screen with a pencil so……. all breathe

happy birthday mimsdweller

too late sorry for the day but in time for a great weekend I hope : o )

xxx

it takes me two hours to get out of the lobby

White Christmas by Bing

smell those summer meadows………..

@minim wrote:

Sunday worship

One nil.

:D

………to the ArS/..enal One Nil……..to the ArS/..enal one nil…………….

innit Cath

@minim wrote:

I wanted to skew the figures so i rigged the poll.

And… i defend my right to delete my poems!!!!! Nobody should have to read them more than once. :D

correctomondo, lol, mims should be allowed to do this

editors of the world ! amenders of all genders ! arise, unite and fight these fascist peegs today…

well done rangers, the other team only managed one shot on target in two hours, and good luck in manchester against that advocat fella

@Forget Me Not wrote:

starve the b45tard out, make sure to clean up any leftover or stray bits of food, it may be slow but hopefully it would be less obvious than rampaging through the house wielding a sledgehammer and leaving peanut butter everywhere.

Funny !

wait in the dark night armed with some sort of bat, like any decent person would. At the correct moment whack at some spot within say a foot of the nimble creature.

they have such tiny hearts they can drop dead instantly from the shock of a near miss. Or of course you may have a direct hit, either way its the most humane of all methods stated and…[Read more]

this is well funny

quality shaz

all animals named by JC should be called Amy

I just wandered in here by mistake.

oooops sorry

this is one thread I ain’t never gonna post on

thats great sunny